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elbanditoroso's avatar

Care to join me in a song commemorating this day in Trump's life?

Asked by elbanditoroso (33635points) 1 week ago

For he’s a jolly good felon,
For he’s a jolly good felon,
For he’s a jolly good felon,
Which nobody can deny!

Can you think of any other appropriate songs for our criminal president?

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RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Bad boys, bad boys, what cha going to do when they come for you?

Blackberry's avatar

@ragingloli
Can we get a summary or quick translation?

ragingloli's avatar

@Blackberry
Courtesy of ChatGPT:
“You’re really damn stupid
That’s why you’re doing well
Hate is your attitude
Your blood’s always boiling
Everything has to be explained to you
Because you really know nothing
Most likely not even
What attitude means

Your violence is just a silent cry for love
Your combat boots are longing for tenderness
You never learned to express yourself
And your parents never had time for you
Oh oh oh, asshole

Why are you afraid of affection?
What’s with all the fuss?
Under the laurel wreath with acorns
I know your heart beats
And for you, romance isn’t
Just abstract theory
Between Störkraft and the Onkelz
There’s a soft rock LP

Your violence is just a silent cry for love
Your combat boots are longing for tenderness
You never learned to express yourself
And your parents never had time for you
Oh oh oh, asshole

Because you have problems nobody cares about
Because you’re scared of cuddling, you’re a fascist
You don’t have to project your self-hatred onto others
So nobody notices what a nice guy you really are
Oh oh oh

Your violence is just a silent cry for love
Your combat boots are longing for tenderness
You never learned to express yourself
And your girlfriend never has time for you
Oh oh oh, asshole, asshole, asshole”

Love_my_doggie's avatar

I fought the law and the law won
I fought the law and the law won

Ok, maybe the (lack of) punishment is offensive, but at least the convictions and sentencing hold. In just under 1–½ weeks, a convicted felon will become president of the United States.

Dutchess_III's avatar

I feel sick.
Are they going to amend the Constitution, I wonder.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

They won’t have to Dutchess everyone knows Trump is above
The law.

elbanditoroso's avatar

MAFA – Make America Felonious Again

Dutchess_III's avatar

I mean amend in the future so felons can’t hold the office @SQUEEKY2

Dutchess_III's avatar

I can NOT believe this is happening again.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

I can he got people believing he could get the cost of food and fuel down and they fell for it, now he has walked those back, in fact when his idiot tariffs take affect those costs are going to go up like you won’t believe.
All I can hope is when the mid terms roll around people will remember this and decimate them, then you will have the orange felon all alone in the white house.

Brian1946's avatar

@SQUEEKY2

”...then you will have the orange felon all alone in the white house.”

Or because he’ll be an octogenarian who’s been having temper tantrums and McD’s for most of his life, we’ll have JD Vance all alone in the white house. ;-)

Blackberry's avatar

@ragingloli
That was amazing.

chyna's avatar

I am deeply ashamed that this man was voted in to the highest position in the United States. I’m sure other countries are laughing at us.
At least this was a state crime and not a federal one and he can’t pardon himself.

Dutchess_III's avatar

What scares me is who is behind the scenes working the puppet.

kevbo1's avatar

Let’s go, felon!

smudges's avatar

What scares me is who is behind the scenes working the puppet.

His buddies, hence the discontent with his appointees.

MakeItSo1701's avatar

34 criminal charges of falsifying business records in the first degree on the wall, 34 criminal charges.

You dismiss one now, pass it around

33 criminal charges of falsifying business records in the first degree on the wall

Love_my_doggie's avatar

@Brian1946 JD Vance all alone in the white house.

The thought of Vance is oddly comforting, because he would, indeed, be alone. Vance is disliked by his Senate colleagues, and he doesn’t have the support of the MAGAts. By definition, a cult has a charismatic leader with authoritarian control, narcissism, and an inability to tolerate being wrong. Remove Trump from the cult, and the cult flounders and fails. Vance can’t fill Trump’s malignant shoes.

ragingloli's avatar

After the next 4 years, they will have to disinfect all the couches.

SQUEEKY2's avatar

Or simply burn them?^^

Kardamom's avatar

Trump singing badly to himself while playing his air concertina:

“Oh ooh look what I’ve done,
I lied and I cheated, but still I have won,
Ain’t gonna be no appeal so they call me felon,
I raped a bunch o’ women, but I ain’t tellin’,
Who whoo was it Sassy or Cinnamon or did I deport an undocumented immigrant,
The Dems say I’m evil and wholly unhinged,
But the MAGAs all know that it just ‘cause I’m oranged,
Oh Kamalaladingdong ferners be gone! Only wideys can come in, so get off my lawn!

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