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Can cross eyed teachers control their Pupils ?

Asked by Bioplasmic (123points) September 27th, 2008

Has anyone got any really short jokes, ideally a couple of words e.g. Lenin’s grave is a communist plot.
Keep it clean please.

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JackAdams's avatar

Sorry, I don’t take orders from question posers.

robmandu's avatar

A man walks into a bar. Ouch!

tWrex's avatar

roflao… that’s awesome.

maccmann's avatar

A Rabbi walks into a bar…and buys it.

scamp's avatar

A toothless termite walks into a bar and asks:” Is the bar tender here?”

tinyfaery's avatar

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender asks, “why the long face?”

loser's avatar

ROFL!!! Those are all great!!!

Bioplasmic's avatar

Great stuff, keep them coming, we should have a prize for the shortest and funniest.

An African walked into the bar with a Parrot on his shoulder, the Barman asked ’‘Where did you get that?’’ The Parrot replied Africa .

robmandu's avatar

My wife will buy anything marked down. Last week, she bought an escalator.

maccmann's avatar

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey! We have a drink named after you!” The grasshopper responds,“You have a drink named ‘Steve?’”

fireside's avatar

Did you hear?
The Energizer Bunny was arrested and charged with battery.

robmandu's avatar

The man who fell into the upholstery machine is now fully recovered.

maccmann's avatar

A butcher backed into his meat slicer and got behind on all of his orders.

scamp's avatar

She took a hit of speed and a sleeping pill, and dreamt she couldn’t sleep.

She also took a hit of Acid and a birth control pill soshe could take a trip without the kids!

robmandu's avatar

A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother.

robmandu's avatar

Boycott shampoo. Demand real poo!

robmandu's avatar

That poor guy fell into a glass grinding machine and made a spectacle of himself.

maccmann's avatar

Two guys walked into a bar, but the third guy ducked.

robmandu's avatar

Man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: “A beer please, and one for the road.”

Sariperana's avatar

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7, 8(ate), 9….

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