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qualitycontrol's avatar

How do I get rid of erections?

Asked by qualitycontrol (2570points) October 3rd, 2008

they ruin my life, can I make them go away? Like viagra, but the opposite.

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EnzoX24's avatar

A good woman will know how to do the trick.

qualitycontrol's avatar

that’s not really an option…

jasongarrett's avatar

How are they ruining your life?

qualitycontrol's avatar

because they cause me pain and there isn’t much I can do about them.

lrk's avatar

If they cause you physical pain, you should probably see a physician.

If they cause you emotional pain / mental anguish, you should probably see a psychologist.

JackAdams's avatar

They ruin my life too, but I wouldn’t take $100 TRILLION to not have that kind of ruination.

PupnTaco's avatar

Unless you’re sick in the head, you can think about cleaning out the garage with your Grandma.

blastfamy's avatar

dead puppies… dead puppies…

wait, that would make it worse!

damien's avatar

How old are you? Young teen-age boys going through puberty will get aroused easily and are prone to getting unwanted erections. It’s natural (unwanted erections in teens, not pain) and will change with age.

Go to a doc if they’re causing you pain.

JackAdams's avatar

You can think about making love with your Grandma!

cak's avatar

yeesh, Jack!!!!!!

dalepetrie's avatar

depends…are you right handed, or left handed? I know a cure either way.

dalepetrie's avatar

EnzoX24 – I don’t think it has to be a “good woman”. I suspect there are many “bad girls” who could produce the same result. Or bad boys if quality control swings that way. And if one can not be found with the help of charm, wit, good looks or money, again “talk to the hand”, if you catch my drift.

JackAdams's avatar

If one is limber enough, one can “talk to the mouth,” if you catch my drift.

gailcalled's avatar


gailcalled's avatar

Serious enough to be a diagnosed and treatable problem and not very amusing.


JackAdams's avatar

I think I mis-read the question.

I thought the poser was asking about getting rid of the upcoming ELECTION.

My error…

dalepetrie's avatar

Election day is only erotic in China, JackAdams.

krose1223's avatar

Java the hut.

JackAdams's avatar

That’s Java the coffee!

krose1223's avatar

well you got my point. Honestly I never got into star wars. What is it? Jabba?

AstroChuck's avatar

Think about me.

El_Cadejo's avatar

You can beat this problem. I have faith in you. ^_^

AstroChuck's avatar

With a block of wood and a mallet. If that doesn’t work then try an icepick.

Knotmyday's avatar

“Un-sex me! Un-sex me!” Kate and Leopold, @lapilofu.

Comedian's avatar

Stop looking and thinking about women….or men?

delirium's avatar

If it hurts, perhaps you have phimosis.

Go to a doc! Its repairable!

La_chica_gomela's avatar

What happened to your girlfriend?
Of the question, “Why won’t my girlfriend have sex with me?”

I thought you said she finally did?

qualitycontrol's avatar

yeah we did, but she isn’t a sex crazed maniac like I am but I love her so I’d rather get rid of the erections. I know I sound like a psycho lol

La_chica_gomela's avatar

lol, gosh, i’m so glad i asked that question… (shakes head smiling)

KatawaGrey's avatar

As a hopeless romantic, I think it’s nice that you would rather get rid of the erections instead of the girlfriend. Bonus points for not getting rid of the erection by having sex with your girlfriend when she doesn’t want to. :)

La_chica_gomela's avatar

It’s nice! Yes, it’s great! I agree with KatawaGrey!
I just don’t understand…because…I’m trying to put this delicately…but I don’t seem to be able to:

Most males I know don’t think anything of jacking off. There, I said it. Okay.

So, did you not think of this option? Do you not believe in it? I just don’t understand… :(

KatawaGrey's avatar

Ah, see, that would be a problem. Masturbation is an excellent way to let off sexual steam. Personally, I didn’t say anything because I thought you had been doing this and the erections still came frequently. There are a fair number of taboos surrounding masturbation, even for men. As a female, I’m not sure how much insight I can offer into the subject, but I can tell you a few things.

1. It is not shameful. It is a perfectly natural bodily urge and an extremely healthy way to express one’s sexuality.

2. It feels pretty damn good. True, it does not feel as good as when someone else is involved, but don’t sell it short either.

3. It is a proven technique to get rid of erections. If you still have an erection after you masturbate (as in, a little while later, not immediately after) then there might be some medical cause behind it.

Personally, I am completely in favor of masturbation for all of the reasons I listed above and more (except for the erection thing cuz I’m female). I hope this helps.

qualitycontrol's avatar

the more i do it, the more erections I get lol. I’m 20 years old, the friggen thing is hard forever. gahhh

dalepetrie's avatar

Cherish it while you can, grasshopper.

gailcalled's avatar

Or perhaps, check with Doc. That seems a little excessive, if you are being serious.

ikos's avatar

1) Masturbate
2) Have sex
3) Imagine your mom having sex with your dad
4) Imagine your mom having sex with you
5) Imagine your dad having sex with you
6) Count slowly from 1 to 100

dalepetrie's avatar

ikos…you should have added, “imagine having a 3 way with your mom AND dad”

El_Cadejo's avatar

and grandmom is watching in the corner for good measure

dalepetrie's avatar

…it’s called “The Aristocrats

El_Cadejo's avatar

exactly what i was thinking when i typed the grandmom line.

PandaBear's avatar

ha ha i actually wrote an article about this

it can help you stop an erection quickly and save you from some VERY awkward social situations

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