You are informed by Gawd that you may ask ONLY THREE questions and that they will be honestly/factually answered. So, what do you ask?

Try not to ask questions that can be answered with only the words “Yes” or “No,” by The Creator, because She (or, He) does have a sense of humor. Also, I would suggest avoiding questions that begin with, “Why did you…” or “How did you…” or even, “Why didn’t you…” And, considering that this is probably your only chance to have an audience with The Almighty, you don’t want to mess up this opportunity, do you? Here are mine, and I would preface each one by requesting that each answer be in English, and in written form:

1. What are the Powerball winning numbers going to be, where the next 300 jackpots will be over $100 million each, and on what dates will those drawings occur?

2. What are the cures and/or vaccines for all known diseases and maladies of mankind, including the aging process?

3. Where can humans find irrefutable proof/evidence regarding the identity of the true killer(s) of President John Fitzgerald Kennedy, the exact location of the Beale Treasure, and the complete truth regarding the Roswell UFO Crash?

Your turn!