Can you think of more of those little compliments that fluther puts under our names?

Do you like me? Check yes / no.

Not a compliment, but only about half of fluther comments are.

sometimes I think fluther flirts like a seventh grader. I love it.

Your Spaghetti O’s are getting cold…but we want to watch you eat them anyway.

With that smile you must know Vickey’s secret!

You’re certainly not the “off the rack” type

With you here, rain is certainly out of the forecast…

Our calendar says you make our day.

Of course you don’t look fat.

We know we’re delicious but maybe you could eat your calamari in another room? Please?

So. What’s on the menu for today?

Let’s pretend we didn’t hear that.

You put the hop in hoppy!

“You’re thinking dirty thoughts, aren’t you?”
“I hope you win!”
“You look great! Didn’t you used to be a man?”
“You freaky, ain’t you?”
“It’s okay. They’re supposed to hang uneven.”
“You don’t look nearly as bad as usual.”
“Stop asking dumb questions.”
“I’ve upped my standards. Now up yours.”

“We’d never put you in the Frizzer. Honest.”

sorry for another frizzer reference…I couldn’t help it

“Nice Fluther shirt. Did you sleep in it?”

Hey! Is that the last Boston Creme donut?

“That shirt really goes with those shoes!”

“I was just thinking about you!”

“Are you going to eat those fries?”

“Your beautiful”

“Paper or Plastic?”

There was a question like this a while back and a subsequent contest to see who could submit the best new greetings. The results were posted back in April.

Maybe if you ask Ben and Andrew really nicely they’ll have another contest…

This is me asking Ben and Andrew really nicely.

I’m partial to my own suggestions. Hehe, we’re all pretty clever, eh?

“That shirt complements your eyes”
“I’d ask you out if I weren’t a web site”
“Your answers are html-oquent!”

“You like us, you really like us!”
“Go ahead, make my day.”
“Come here often?”

“You know what they say about the size of your lurve?”

“You ARE all that, and fries on the side!”

Looks like you had bath today
You do have ____ appeal

“I can’t wait to hear what you have to say on this question over here…”