If you were trapped on an Island...

I did the math, 73% of my fluther made the list.
This question could hurt feelings.

What if I want to take someone but they wouldn’t take me? Sadness and sorrow.

Yeah I thought about that after I posted. Too late to take it off. Hopefully most Flutherians are grown-up enough to take it lightly.

EDIT TO QUESTION
If trapped on an Island what qualities of Flutherians would benefit the situation? Answers may be made about Flutherians as a whole or particular users.

Better?

Nimis’ charm, AstroChuck’s wit, Sueanne’s sauciness, Gail’s wisdom, Dale’s ‘book posts’ to read, Aug’s sass, Shilolo’s knowledge and Judi’s caring ways.

I think I could have a pretty sweet village going, there.

But there are so many more I’d take with me.

I’d like to have one with me who likes Harry Potter, Doctor Who, Warcraft and is exceptionally funny ;)

@shrubbery: Take me, for fuck’s sake. Me!

duh asmonet. gee. you’re not too good at picking up subtlety, are you?
Anyway, you plus all the people you said plus all the people in my fluther plus a lot of other people… hehe. partay!

@ asmonet- I’d most certainly take you! You light up my life. You are the apple in my eye. You are the peanutbutter to my jelly. You make me cream my panties.

I had to make damn sure I was on that boat. There could be other awesome people in the world you were thinking of, not many, cause I’m kind of fantastic. But still.

Oh, golly everybody. :D
<<blushes>>

oooo fluther romance ;)

Fromance?

I got that shit going on with my ho, Nimis, and my other ho Sueanne.

* sniff sniff * can I be your ho too?

fuck. guess what. I’m maxed out on lurve for you. I hate that!

@shrub-
Obviously. I have much room and lurve to give. As long as I can be one of your ho’s and you tell me I’m beautiful of course. :)

you’re both beautiful and you’re both my hos now ;) wait, do we have to check with Nimis and Sueanne before we join the club?

Hmmm… I like the direction this thread has gone. I kind of regret posting this question. Damn graveyard shift, it makes you do silly things.

yeah, I was about to say, sorry for like completely destroying your question… what time is it for you anyway?

All I can say is I am glad to be a part of a ‘ho club. What are the dues, by the way?

better ask as…. where did she go?

She got a client perhaps.

Oh, and it’s 3:33 in the a.m. What time is it for you guys?

duuuuude that sucks. It’s 8:30pm for me and I’m about to call it a night!

It’s 3:30 here and I just got up, but thinking of going back to bed and try to dream of our ho convention.

haha. well I’m off too. Goodnight my dear hos ;)

I was trying to be a ho, but I couldn’t make it past ha!

yeah, yeah, I know. Weak. Very weak.

I sure wouldn’t want to be trapped on a desert island with me. I’d want a hunter, gatherer, carpenter, cook, meteorologist, and youths with large muscles and strong backs. Maybe someone with a lovely voice, someone to teach me a new language, and a Homeric bard who has memorized entire books.

Astrochuck ‘cause he’s hilarious, and Irondavy ‘cause he’s my fella :)

But you could tell us stories and keep our language skills in check They’re bound to decline on a desert island and I for one would appreciate a bit of civility when I have no access to indoor pluming.

It was like 3:45AM ladies, I had to crash sometimes.

Entrance fee is nookie, you may turn that in to me at any time.

I want in, dammit! Virtual nookie paid.

(despondent mumbling) another island ho nookie love fest… astrochuck’s lucky… postal service gets all the ladies… what’s he need with an island full of ho nookie

I never go anywhere without my laptop so I can continue to communicate on Fluther.

First message: HELP! Get me off this island.

Well, there’s no point in being a wallflower. I’m gonna go find an island and get some interesting people! The invitations are written in invisible ink. If you know the trick, you can see who is with me.

I’d want to take most everyone with me. Might get a little crowded, though!

@GAMBIT: I think you meant ‘Will anyone please help me off this tropical island paradise?’

Fluther is for questions, silly.

@asmonet – :-)

I still would launch myself onto the nearest ice floe; you clearly want a Dr., PA, nurse, midwife, herbalist, massage therapist, naturopath and chiropractor.

@gail: Bah, I want all those mentioned and one Les Stroud.

I’m gonna pretend I’m trapped temporarily. :)

How big is the island? This is vital!

There are three people I would take no matter how small it is. But I’m not naming names. :D

Aw, come on Mac! I named names. :)