Let's here some more quotes,sayings,proverbs,aphorisms,etc.

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again.

Ah. Subtlety.

He who plays with fire gets burnt.

If you chase two rabbits, you will not catch either one.

Liars need good memories.

entities should not be multiplied beyond necessity

From my “father-in-law” who’s from the Appalachas’: That there’s shinier than a diamond in a goats butt. Gotta love ‘em.

My dad says, “If you are looking for sympathy look in the dictionary between shit a syphilis because your not going to find it here”.

I once heard this from a kid in English class. It’s an ancient Chinese proverb about subtlety. “It is never a good idea to remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.”

“Never forget – ‘here’ is a location and ‘hear’ is to listen.”

That’s always been a favorite ;)

if you don’t agree with gay marriage then don’t marry a gay person.

Live in such a way that those who know you but don’t know God will come to know God because they know you.

“When the enemy attacks retreat. When the enemy retreats attack.”

i’m not reading this out of the book, but it goes something like, “look up into the stars and you’re gone.” and i just love it so much.

Shut up and focus on the art- Christian Heppinstall

Sometimes you have to laugh at your own joke because it’s funny-
From the movie Marley and Me

“Whenever I hear the word ‘spiritual’ I reach for my revolver.’”
Opening line from his memoir, Ruining if for Everybody,” by Jim Knipfel