If you were a stripper/poledancer, what song would you strip/dance to?

I think me poledancing would cause hysteria as well as nausea, but I’ve always thought She Rides by Danzig and You Can Leave Your Hat On by Joe Cocker were the 2 absolute best songs for it.

This song. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHGDP0Gvs3Q

Big spender.

i would strip to ‘if you like pina coladas’

The Battle Hymn of the Republic would be about my speed.

Darling Nikki by Foo Fighters seems appropriate for me :-)

idk but i think it would be hot to see a woman dance to charmer by kings of leon

This is the ultimate for me…down n dirrrty (it’s really clean though folks).

Note: Cue the song to about 1:10 and enjoy…(Stanley Clarke is the shizz…bass and talk box together-like no other!):

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oudb3gZivBc

@googlybear: wasn’t Darling Nikki from Prince’s Purple Rain album?

I would sing my own stripper songs.

Definitely:
Snakeface – Throwing Muses
It’s a Man’s World – James Brown
I Wanna Lick You Up and Down – Silk
Smoke Baby – Hawksley Workman
Seduction – Usher
You Can Leave Your Hat On – Etta James
Bilingual (Dirty Mix) – Jose Nunez
I Put a Spell on You – Queen Latifah
and
Lick – Joi

Me stripping would be pretty much like this

And BTW… TitsMcGhee is the perfect stripper name!! I was going to give “You Can Keep Your Hat On,” but the Joe coker version. GMTA!

Oh, and Lily Langtree by Judy Henske.

Best part is: it’s about a prostitute!

Safety Dance!

Ride of the Valkries, Wagner.

“O Fortuna” :http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iWdIpFBGENQ
everything is epic when this song is played

@sndfreQ that song is awesome

@über: thanks
Stan is the man!

Tits McGhee is really a great stripper name…. well, I guess I could add it to my ever-growing list of possible careers.

Additionally, both the Joe Cocker and Etta James versions have merit for sure, I just chose her because of a personal connection to the song :)