What is the funniest, weirdest expletive that you have ever heard?

Ham wallet
Douche nozzle
Both great…

Captain Fucknuts

lol.

Scooby Douche

Cuntilicious

Flying frog farts.

I say craptastic a lot.

M sister said “are you living on a retard island?” today. o.0

Crappity Smack!

lol to all of those ;)

Spermburpin’ douchebag

lol buster.

cuntcake

I prefer British expletives, because I’m trying to cut down on my swearing. Plus it’s a lot of fun to tell people to ‘bugger off’.

Jeezus Bald Headed Christ – keep these coming – I’m peeing myself from laughing!

I heard this one a lot growing up…my lived in Maine for a while and they had more than a few colorful expressions:

“Christly old jeezly sonofawhore”

He also likes to tell people, “you talk like a man with a paper asshole,” which I always thought would be mightily convenient.

Guy I used to know, when he would hurt himself (stub toe, smack thumb with hammer) would say: Mother-fuckin’, dick-suckin’, ball-whackin’, whore!

Others I have heard: Shit for brains and Numb Nuts

Horribly Un-PC from “the neighborhood”: What are you, a fuckin’ ‘tard?!

These days, with a child around and (presumedly) a certain level of maturity, I often say things like: Son of a gopher! which kinda loses its’ oomph

son of a biscuit shooter

asshat

Shit on my father’s house! (an extended form of “shit!”)

From the movie Johnny Dangerously: Fargin Bastages or iceholes.

And From Christmas Story. ( a movie poof and I are very fond of)

Notafinga!!

My favorites
Cunt Muffin (people never know how to react to this one lol)
Douche Nozzle
Cock-Juggling-Thunder-Cunt

I just heard these two last night: bitchcakes and cum dumpster.

lol, I was waiting for you omfgTALIjustIMDu… I knew you’d come. :) This is an old question though. :)

:) I know it’s old, I’ve been following it for a while, just never really had any good ones to contribute.

Ha. :)