Who comes up with all the blurbs over there --->?

I thought I was their favorite!

Some of us did..

The Fluther Gods had a few in rotation, but a few months ago there was a contest to see who could come up with some new ones and some of those new ones were then incorporated into the rotation.

Us mods actually DO have lives outside of Fluther (no matter how infinitesimal and unimportant they may be in relation), contrary to popular belief.

Elves.

richardhenry, there are no such thing as elves, and they wish you would stop referring to them as the instigators of things you cannot explain. The International Union of Concerned Elves will be contacting you further should you insist upon placing your shortcomings upon their nonexistent clients.

Response removed by Elves due to ongoing litigation.

ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! that’ll teach you to mess with the elves union.

well mine just said “Have you changed shampoos?” and no i haven’t but thats funny cuz it asked!