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Knotmyday's avatar

Who's that knocking at the door?

Asked by Knotmyday (7488points) December 15th, 2008

Could it be…

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25 Answers

AstroChuck's avatar

Perhaps it’s Paul McCartney.
Do me a favor and open the door, and let ‘em in.

madcapper's avatar

The cops…

Nimis's avatar

Probably USPS, FedEx or UPS.
USPS just knocked on my door. Uncanny!

buster's avatar

Doot, Doot, Doot, Knocking on my backdoor. Its C.C.R. at your door

charliecompany34's avatar

my mother-in-law with my 3-year-old nephew who needs to stay over until his mother gets off work.

tyrantxseries's avatar

omg it’s oprah and dr Phil!!!!
quick pretend were not home

janbb's avatar

My dog Prince who didn’t really die two years ago. (I wish.)

iwamoto's avatar

Jehova’s witness…if it was just them comming to my door i would consider landmines, but i just wouldn’t want to hurt the mailman…

seVen's avatar

Jesus said ” behold I stand at the door and knock, if anyone opens it I will come to him ”

Snoopy's avatar

Ed McMahon? Did you finally win the million?

Ty from Extreme Makeover, Home Edition?

Some weird looking dude who is offering to give you a free estimate for tree trimming?

Some other weird looking dude who wants to give you an estimate for gutter replacement? (Odd, as you live in an apartment….)

The neighbor’s kid selling overpriced crap?

The other neighbor’s kid selling more overpriced crap?

Another neighbor wanting help for something that will “only take a second” (HA!)

Someone from the US Census Bureau?

The cable company investigating your illegal hookup?

Andrew & Ben hand delivering your JellyShirt ->>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
as you were the lucky 10,000th customer?!

AstroChuck's avatar

Land Shark.

augustlan's avatar

Candy-gram.

AstroChuck's avatar

Flowers, Mam.

augustlan's avatar

And now I have the freakin’ Paul McCartney song stuck in my head, thankyouverymuch!

madcapper's avatar

Some annoying kid selling overpriced candy bars…

asmonet's avatar

go away, don’t come round here no more…

augustlan's avatar

Who can it be now…

asmonet's avatar

Doo, doo, doo, doooo dooooo.

Nimis's avatar

Can’t you see that it’s late at night?

EmpressPixie's avatar

“This… is… your singing telegram!”

Amish_Ninja's avatar

@Chuck Real flowers, or is the FBI after him with the flower box trick?

AstroChuck's avatar

No, silly. It’s really the landshark.

90s_kid's avatar

Chuck Norris.

newbee's avatar

@AstroChuck One of my favorite SNL sketches. Thanks for bringing back the memory.

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