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90s_kid's avatar

Fluther Citizens, I need to hear your voice! Put your Epic Stories here!

Asked by 90s_kid (2183points) December 21st, 2008

Do you want to tell about a big story that you have been dying to tell on Fluther? Type it here. It can be about anything. But, it has to be true. No fiction. You can write as much as you want. The more the better because I love reading long stories.
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aanuszek1's avatar

I don’t know if I’ve been dying to tell this, but it is pretty cool. Here goes:

I was on my way to Norfolk, VA for a wedding. We were in Virginia, and it would be another hour or so to Norfolk. I was looking at the car in front of ours and I noticed that one of the screws on it’s license plate were off, and it was flapping around a bit whenever the car would hit a bump. I said to my family, “Hey guys! Look at that license plate! I bet I can make it fall off!” I then raised two fingers to my temple, in a psychic-esque manner. No more than two seconds after I started concentrating on it, did the car hit a bump, shaking the plate off the car and onto the highway as we proceeded to run it over. I pulled out my cell phone and called Intro24, where I exclaimed, “Paul! You’re never gonna believe this, but I’m a psychic!” I continued to explain what had happened, and we both got a good laugh out of it. I still think I’m psychic.

90s_kid's avatar

I have that ability. But it’s all about wisdom. I fool so many people because I take into consideration even the smallest things, and then I use them and my friends are like “How did you know that?” I say “I’m psychic.” I’m a very quiet person, so people get extra freaked out. I think thats why a lot of people hate me.

jazzjeppe's avatar

Well the only story I have that would be worth sharing, it too sad to tell and too much of a personal fail…but, well, if enough people would like to hear it I guess I could…it is kinda…well…naughty…and includes…well…a condom…perhaps this is not the right forum for it :)

aanuszek1's avatar

@jazzjeppe
Go back to Askville. Just Kidding :)

jessturtle23's avatar

One time I was downing some fries while driving and I got a salt packet in between two fries and I just ate it. I couldn’t find a napkin and I didn’t want to spit it out the window because I thought it would make a mess. And then the other day my cat got diarrhea on the floor and before I knew about it my roomba ran it over and shot it all over the wall and then drug it all over the house.I had to scrub shit for two hours. Not really epic but I have wanted to tell someone. Roombas are not good. Mine smells like shit now.

90s_kid's avatar

@ jesseturtle

I’m very sorry about this but HAHAAHAHAHAHA! That must taste bad to swallow a packet of salt. :S
That must have been giggle hell cleaning snicker up shit for two tehehe hours. I feel quiet laugh sorry for hehehe you. pssftfsftttt HAHA

If you get lurve, you know you made my day, by the way. (In other words, your story was great and interesting and in some cases, gross)

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