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What's the best pickup line you have ever heard or come up with?

Asked by judochop (16099points) January 2nd, 2009 from iPhone

Yo baby, those must be spacepants cuz your ass is outta this world.

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90s_kid's avatar

“Wutz cookin’ good lookin’?” haha.

blastfamy's avatar

I’ll be sausage. You be biscuits. Let’s do breakfast sometime…

DrBill's avatar

… You’re too young to [work here][be in here][drink][have kids][have teenagers] etc.

Graceful's avatar

did it hurt? When heaven fell on you.

DrBill's avatar

I would change that to “did it hurt, when you fell from heaven?”

dalepetrie's avatar

Wanna go halvsies on a bastard?

jasongarrett's avatar

Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

omfgTALIjustIMDu's avatar

I’ll be your Santa if you’ll be my ho ho ho.

omfgTALIjustIMDu's avatar

Less-innocent disclaimer.

I’ll start by kissing your lips passionately then moving up to your belly button.

That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I were on you I’d be coming too.

bythebay's avatar

You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.

I’m here! Now, tell me your other two wishes?

p.s. I married the man that used that second line!!

dalepetrie's avatar

Hang on a minute, I’ll buy you a drink as soon as I’m done licking my eyebrows.

adri027's avatar

Is that a mirror in your pocket?cuz I can sure see myself in those pants

Mtl_zack's avatar

I’ll be Burger King and you be Dairy Queen. You treat me right, and I’ll do it your way.

:P

queenzboulevard's avatar

Hello, would you like me to buy you a drink?

judochop's avatar

Damn baby your dad must have built saunas. Cuz you is making me sweat.

adri027's avatar

Give me a kiss or I’ll sock you

steve6's avatar

I haven’t eaten all day because I’ve been at the hospital. Would you like to have dinner with me even though it’s a little late in the evening? I keep strange hours when I’m on call. If they call me during dinner I’ll have to leave but we should be able to grab a bite and talk a bit. Do you like coffee?

Trustinglife's avatar

Are your legs tired? Cuz they’ve been running through my mind all night!

krose1223's avatar

All of these

I lost my teddy bear, will you sleep with me?

Is your dad a terrorist cause baby you da bomb!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or do I need to walk by again?

Comedian's avatar

THIS ISN’T A PICK UP LINE

Guys! Just talk to us! This may not be for all girls, but, for me at least, those are soo cheesy! “Are your legs tired? Cuz they’ve been running through my mind all night!”, “did it hurt when you fell from heaven?” Lame! You are trying to hard. Just talk to us as if we are humans (which we are) and not something that you are just trying to score.

And this is just me. It maybe different for other girls …..or guys…..if you go that way…..

Trustinglife's avatar

@Comedian, I was totally having fun with it. I wouldn’t consider saying that to a woman I’m just meeting. But maybe after we’ve had a great conversation, and I’ve asked her out, and we’re on our first date…???

Point well-taken, but I thought this thread was all in good fun. I hope no one read it for tips on actual pick-up lines. Or if they did – like you said – good luck!

Likeradar's avatar

inappropriate

Do you come here often or do you wait til you get home?

Trustinglife's avatar

My favorites from krose’s list:

-Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
-Do you mind if I hang out here until its safe back where I farted.
-What has 142 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper.
-Hi, I’m Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.
-You say “I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips.” She says, “Bet’s on.” You kiss her then say, “I lost.”

Those are awesome! Nice job, krose. @Y’all, check it out!

tiffyandthewall's avatar

oh, i love cheesy pickup lines!!

this one is pretty dirty, but i thought it was hilarious.

“Did you grow up on a farm? Because you sure know how to raise a cock.”
^ absolute favourite

judochop's avatar

The entire point of this was to be cheesy. Really??? Who the hell says shit like that?

krose1223's avatar

Yea I haven’t ever had anyone say these things to me being serious. I say them to people I randomly meet… Just because it’s fun. :)

Comedian's avatar

@judo: people at my school actually and it is really annyoing

answerjill's avatar

Do you speak Hebrew? ‘Cuz you Israeli hot!

dalepetrie's avatar

You must be from Memphis….cuz you’re the only Ten-I-See

dalepetrie's avatar

That sweater/blouse/shirt would look great on my bedroom floor

dalepetrie's avatar

Hey there…you need a nice strong set of shoulders to wrap those legs around?

dalepetrie's avatar

Do you wanna see something swell?

punkrockworld's avatar

Is your daddy dealer?‘Cuz you are dope to me

dalepetrie's avatar

Hey there, are you dyslexic? I sure hope so, I need someone to prick my finger.

giggity

blastfamy's avatar

Your pants are really shiny. I can see myself in them.

blastfamy's avatar

I would like
to extend to you

an invitation
to the pants party.

The party.
The pants…

With the pants.
Party with pants?

Likeradar's avatar

That shirt is very becoming on you.

But then again, if I were on your chest I’d “becoming” (say it slow) too.

blastfamy's avatar

There’s no way you could be a psychiatrist. You can’t shrink anything.

90s_kid's avatar

Are you tired? Because you have been running through my mind.
I need a map because I am lost in your eyes.
Do you work at Subway? Because you are giving me a foot long. (Sorry Guys)
Are you hurting? That fall from heaven must have been a tough one.
( @dalepetrie Took the Ten-I-see one already so I won’t kill it)

TheFonz_is's avatar

@blastfamy fantastic although I think the line:

i have many leather bound books, my apartment smells of sweet mahogany… I’m actually quite a big deal…

TheFonz_is's avatar

hmm suprised no one has said:

could you pass me the soap :)

DSully22's avatar

Let’s flip a coin . Tails I get head, heads I get tail (:

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