What's the best line from the movie Dumb & Dumber?

I’ve never seen the movie myself, but I found a pretty funny list here.

The soup du jour line. I say it often.
I once I said it around someone who hadn’t seen the movie. He laughed and I felt required to admit I’m not that clever on my own.

“So you’re telling me there’s a chance.”

@aanuszek1: Haven’t seen it?! Blasphemy! lmao

Yes I know… sad fact. Just for that, I’ll watch it this week!

You won’t be disappointed. I promise.

well suck me sideways

“Someplace warm. A place where the beer flows like wine. Where beautiful women instinctively flock like the salmon of Capistrano”

miasmom took the words right out of my fingers.

That sound Jim Carrey makes for “the most annoying sound in the world”.

that’s a first astro!

I liked the credits at the end the best

Mock… Si!
Ing… Si!
Bird… Si!

“Hey, we need two boys to be rub tanning lotion on us for a swimsuit model competition”

“There’s a town right down that way where there are bound to be 2 guys who are willing to do that”

**Girls are speechless and the bus drives off**

“What the hell did you just do!!”

“Oh shit! The town is that way” **points in the other direction**

Are you okay? You have been in there for a while… Uhhh I’m shaving….

Hands down:

“That John Denver is full of s***.”

There are good lines in Dumb and Dumber?

I’m so glad no one copped this one before me…

“I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy.”

“Harry…I took care of it.”

Kick his ass Sea Bass

Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

is it locked?
“i don’t know, this is someone personal suitcase, im not gonna go prying around inside…yea, and pretty damn well”

our pets HEADS ARE FALLING OFF!!!!

…did u pay the gas bill?

“theres not a job in this whole town!” ”...yea, unless you want to work 40 hours a week!

“so you got fired again huh?” “ooh yea, they always freak out when u leave the scene of an acident.”

“are those yours?”
“yea”
“both of them?”

for Christ sake just give me the damn number!!!!”

those are as good as money sir…those are IOU’s, see that one, 100 thou…might wanna hold on to that one.

yea but in the movie they caught up with him halfway down re raid and slit his throat…it was a good one!

don’t you go dying on me!

i just got robbed by little old lady on a motorized cart…and i didn’t even see it coming!!

you can’t tripple stamp a double stamp!!

we don’t usually pick up hitchikers…BUUUT im gonna go with my instict on this one

“woah jeez, look at the butt on that”

“yea…he must work out”

i hate goodbyes!! let it all out

hey kid, u would happen to have a warm cup of water would you?

she wrote me a john dear letter, said i wasn’t romantic or something i don’t know i wasn’t really paying attention

well excuse PERFECT!!!! i guess i forgot that u never ever make a mist..aaa..kk..e

a couple marbles, some baseball cards…petie.

just go man! ahhhhhh…that’s warm

lovely accent you have there…new jersey?

boy this party really died

why do you have gun…i didn’t get a gun

harry you’re alive!!! and a horrible shot!

ok KILL HIM!!

…and do you know what he said to me?

“no..and i don’t caaare!”

ill stop there for the other viewer on this page lol

Ok futurelaker88, you get the role of “dumbest”.

That’s dumberest.

Wow! I’d even go with, dumberestest!!!

Überdumberestest.

Überdumberestestische.

More überdum… ahh, forget it.