Where, where are you tonight?

I didn’t leave you… I’m in the bushes outside :) peek-a-boo

i’m at home with family and about to, well, call it a night. but i can stay up a little while longer…

Blondesjon from Podunk, Illinois!!!
Population 3200!!!

SALUTE!!!

Hee Haw

I’m at home doing homework. Reading articles about Obama for my Political Sociology class.

who can first say where that “where/where” verse/tune comes from?

@charliecompany34 : See above

But it’s not “poof”...you gotta give the raspberries.

I’m at work, on the computer, devoting most of my attention to Fluther. That’s dedication!

ALlie was right, Hee Haw!

@allie: yee-haw!

well, yeah, fart sound. i know.

The tags are confusing me…so much.

You met another and, pttttt, you were gone.
The second twin died the other day and have you ever heard about Lulu, woah!
Saaaaaaaaaalute to blondesjon!

@jbfletcherfan…I believe the proper spelling for the raspberry is “THHHPPPTTT”.

thanks to Bill the Cat

Curse you, charliecompany34, now I’ve got that Hee-Haw Gossip Girls song earworm!

Now, we’re not ones to go ‘round spreadin’ rumors,
Why, really we’re just not the gossipy kind,
No, you’ll never hear one of us repeating gossip,
So you’d better be sure and listen close the first time!

@Blondesjon, okay. I stand corrected. But you gotta get your tongue in on it.

@charliecompany34 Awwwwwww. Memories, memories.

Oh. Wait. What?

Oh….I was out to dinner, I’m back now…no worries.

@Snoopy for some reason the song just popped in my head.

Like the theme songs for the Beverly Hillbillies & Gilligan’s Island do.

@charlieco yes…well thank you for shoving it into my mind from across the miles. Grrrrrr!

where the hamfat is Podunk, IL?

@charlie…Just a psuedonym for any small town. Don’t like to tell all my secrets on the Internet.

I also felt ‘bumfucked egypt’ was a bit too crude’

Hee Haw? Ham Fat? Seriously. Where are you? These are cultural references I don’t get. Or as they like to say where I’m from, “You cahnt get theya from heeya.”

yeah, back in college days, we’d say “all the way out in BF egypt.” no matter where we were…

By the way, was anyone aware that the theme from Gilligan’s Island is a perfect example of Iambic pentameter?

@Blondesjon i absolutely love to sing the gilligan’s island tune. it is so catchy!

@charliecompany34 We said “BFE”

Hey. Wait. Did we date?

@Blondesjon: now, wait, um, you dont happen to be on an island right now, no?

We say BFE, too.

daloon, you GOTTA know Hee-Haw! You don’t remember Misty & LuLu?

And you CAN get here from there!

@asmonet basically, it’s where are you tonight. but its going in different directions.

I went to my diet class. I’m so glad you missed me!

I’m at home. Waiiiiting.

What just happened?

@loser heeeeeeee haw!

I can happily say that I have never watched one episode of Hee Haw. It might help to know that my family did not have a television growing up.

@asmonet ; I didn’t recognize you without your face on!

My family used to all watch Hee Haw together. It was like church or something.

Maybe we should have the Fluther convention here in Bakersfield, CA where Buck Owen’s Crystal palace is with many tributes to Hee Haw!

I learned how to do the hambone from watching Hee-Haw!

@loser…Mine too. Saturday nights were dinner at grandma Eva’s and Hee-Haw.

I wonder if we’re not somehow related…

@asmonet Whoa.. where did your face go??

My grandfather thought Hee Haw was the epitome of fine television. I, being a city girl myself, couldn’t stand it!

To the question at hand, I’m at home doing laundry. Whoopie!

I’m lost in a sea of oddball cultural references right now…..

Ah, we were just singing this song. My husband sings it when he can’t find something!!

We watched it, too – I forget what night it was on, but I do remember watching it!

Im home watching tv…..ready to sleep

@EmpressPixie I think asmonet might be feeling a bit “spacy”...

——-THREAD HIJACK——-

@EVERYONE WHO ASKED: Apparently, my face makes creepy people on the internet feel the need to hit on me relentlessly. So for now, I am Pleiades! As seen by Hubble.

I’ll return someday I’m sure, but I want some time off from the heebie jeebies. :)

Oh, I’m sorry to hear that amonet! People suck.

It’s all good, I’m a goddamn celestial body!
Or do I just have one? Oooh, snap!

@asmonet see…you said body. Someone will hit on you, again!

Oh noez.

Does being attracted to a star cluster qualify as a fetish?

there is some freak out there that will think it’s a major turn-on. I’d ask my husband, he’d come up with some cheesy line to fit the situation, but he’s currently snoring, loudly.

It’s okay, we’ll make pretend he made a funny.
lols. :)

sounds like a plan to me! night!

night!

END HIJACKING. In hindisght I should have taken hostages. Live and learn!

Uh, oh! Hostages… Isn’t that another fetish?

I’m hanging out with Johnpowell and nocountry2. We are being rockstars.

I soooo talked to you! Hope you’re all having fun. =]

@asmonet: take revenge, hit on someone else! Just don’t hit on me. I’ve had more than I can handle.

Seriously, though, even though it’s annoying, does it make you feel good at all?