Does anyone else get the distinct impression that the "Fluther Auto Complimenter" is actually sentient and quite possibly wants to jump your bones?

It did. I left my computer running last night… It was horrible.

All the damn time!

Dr. J is eyeballing me as well… I mean, he never blinks, and that smile…. <shudder>

I feel dirty…

Who says it’s automatic? Why do you think I never get anything done?

One can always hope. My PC never wants to do it anymore. All my friends get some from thiers but not me noooooo.
I leave it on. I say insinuative things to it. I’ve shown it my ass as I’ve walked away. Yet still I get nothing. If it keeps this up I may go buy a Mac. We’ll see who’s laughing then.

@Sakata Should have mentioned, mine was a Mac. They don’t call it a Mighty Mouse for nothing.

I just realized a few weeks ago that the messages change depending on how much lurve you have. I was tipped off by seeing a screenshot of a long standing member with high lurve, who had the flavour text along the lines of “The restraining order wasn’t a joke.” And now that I’m paying more attention to it, I can see the new ones for myself! How fun!

@dynamicduo: That’s awesome! I didn’t realize. I guess that explains why it hasn’t had my milkshake in so long.

It asked me out for coffee yesterday, but I already had something planned. It didn’t waste any time, did it?

@dynamicduo Actually it doesn’t change, johnpowell just likes to make mockups. Though that’s not a bad idea…

Oh, I was so sure it did change! I thought I had noticed some new slogans, but I guess I’m just not that observant to have noticed when they first occurred. I do admit I thought the (nonexistent) feature was a neat idea, and filed it under U for Useful for my own web development pursuits in the future.

@andrew – I´m expecting that feature!

Haha! I didn’t even see this. I asked a similar question.

My desk is a mess, too!

Leave it alone, I’ve got a thing going with it!