How do you pass the people sitting down in a movie theatre?

Mostly with my rear facing them.

They get a lovely view of my ass.

crotch shot just cuz it’s funny

in Russian culture, it’s impolite to pass with your butt facing the person. So groin they get!
and with me, what a treat for them!

I always give them the ass shot, but it’s kind of a side ways ass shot…like a sideways skip motion with my ass to them.

To answer my own question, it depends on the gender of the person, really. In a good way though.

Facing away, carefully but without passing gas.

I walk on my hands so it’s kinda hard to articulate.

if only there were some type of numeric notation…

Jumping. really high

My big butt, and I cannot lie.

Butt facing them so I’m facing the screen/event while I’m walking.

If it’s a dude, ass to face. If it’s a chick, dick to face.

j/k – they both get the ass.

I don’t think about how I pass people in the cinema.

I do all my “errands” beforehand, so I don’t have to leave. Then I sit in the middle so I don’t have to look at butts or crotches as they go by ME. :-P

Butt facing. I would never want to thrust my junk in someone’s face, nor have junk put in mine.

Apparently @dynamicduo does pelvic thrusts while walking.