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Where can I get a really ridiculous fake moustache?

Asked by timothykinney (2743points) January 30th, 2009

I’ve searched the web, but there’s nothing really ostentatious that I can find. Have you seen those enormous sombreros? Those almighty afro wigs? YES! Now think of a wondrous moustache in the same vein…

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whackyrusty's avatar

Why not paint it on like Rufus T. Firefly?

Emdean1's avatar

Go to a wig shop

cak's avatar

Do you have a costume store near you? They usually have some fantastic choices.

Dorkgirl's avatar

Maybe you can get just a moustache from this gal—

dynamicduo's avatar

I made up a set of “mustache on a stick” for a friend’s Christmas present this past year. It’s dead simple to make. Cut out a mustache template from a cereal box and use it to cut two mustaches of brown/yellow/red/whatever felt. Sew them together using the same colored thread, leaving a small gap in the bottom middle or side for a dowel. Cut the dowel to a good holding size (think mine was about 12 inches), apply a bit of glue to the end, then slip it into the mustache. Voila, an instant disguise, and a huge hit at parties.

gailcalled's avatar

Or collect nice doggy hair at a pet groomer’s. Springer spaniels, setters and goldens have coats that would make lovely mustaches.

Dorkgirl's avatar

You could tattoo one on your finger like my son says he’s going to do so he has a ‘stach any time he needs one! Just hold your tat ‘stach under your nose & voila!
He’s a kook.

mangeons's avatar

I’m surprised no one is asking WHY you want a really ridiculous fake moustache? Well I am. :D

Nimis's avatar

Why WOULDN’T anyone want a really ridiculous fake moustache?! :{D

mangeons's avatar

True, Nimis. Very true. NOW I WANT ONE. D:

m2e_co's avatar

Just grow one . lol

timothykinney's avatar

To rob banks of course.

Dorkgirl's avatar

Does one really need a reason to have a wonderful fake moustache? It could be a fab accessory.

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