Why do drunks snore so loudly?

I have no idea, but thanks to my brother, I completely understand what you’re talking about.

You have a charming married life by the way. :)

Drunks have trouble maintaining their airway while sleeping. As their airway relaxes it becomes partially obstructed causing the snoring.

Yeah, I was just coming back, I remember in health class our teacher said alcohol was a muscle relaxant. So drunks also fart more in their sleep.

I have no idea if he was serious about the farting. But I kinda believe him.

@asmonet Stop. You are making drunks sound so romantic!

And getting me aroused as well.

You and me both, kid.

brown chicken brown cow.

Plenty of sober people snore, particularly if they sleep on their backs with their mouths open.

They iz so freakin’ high they don’t givea rat’z azzz.

My dad is like a chainsaw and he doesn’t drink. He sooooo denies that he snores though lol.

I snore?

Yes, loudly!
You also hog the blanket!

Oh man… sorry…

I don’t mind, loser. ;)

This bed is getting a bit crowded.

Naw, just “cozy”...

Dude. Is that your hand?

I thought you were asmonet! I swear!!!

Well, it was ass something.

haha

Oh lord.

Shhh! I’m trying to snore!

Screw you, blanket hog!

:-*

Sorry… I’ll share…

Ya damn skippy!

Wait we’re all in one bed?
…...

Thank you for that (disturbing) chuckle.

Don’t you mean disturbing Astro-chuckle?

Buh dup bup..