Where can I buy a trident?

I’ve a pitchfork in my garage.

Safeway carries a variety of flavors.

salvation army?

You’d have to saw one tine off your pitchfork, but otherwise, that would do it.

Oh! Wait… Are we talking about the nuclear sub here?

Here’s your tip. All you need is a basic Hawaiian sling pole. This one is the real deal, not something from the fantasy knife/DD store.

That thing looks wicked. I bet you could easily pull off some terrestrial hunting as well. Shit man, you could chuck that thing from a tree and catch a bird or something.

I forgot I’ve a huge frog gig too.

Las Vegas. Possibly a costume store, but I bet you can buy a trident in Las Vegas.

Spencers gifts?

eBay.

Toys R Us?

I think I found a deal for you, Mtl zack. I’d check here.

India

Hell is having a sale!