What is a sentance you never want to say?

But I’ve been using that toothbrush for the last 6 weeks!!!

“My life ended up being insignificant.”

“I want a divorce.”

“I’m sorry for…”

So, what are my chances of walking again?

Or painting for that matter.

“You’re a man?!”

“I’m sorry, your cat got away.”

(Seriously, I’d get dumped.)

. o O ( I think I’ve already said it ).

“What is a sentance you never want to say”

sorry, I had to

So how much time do I have?

I just got voted off American Idol.

How many extra appendix’ did you say I had again?

We need to talk….

He meant nothing to me, and I was thinking of you the whole time!

[plural appendix is appendices]
My sentence:

I’m sorry, I don’t love you anymore.

@asheliz: Most times, that’s the best thing you could say.

“I can’t spell the word sentance correctly.”

(Sorry, @toomuchcoffee911, I just couldn’t resist it) and I’m j/k

“I hate you.”

I’m sorry, I had to burn it down.

Why do the people at Infectious Disease Control want to talk to me?

“What do you mean ‘cut it off’?”

@eponymoushipster Ok… LOL=>GA

@Grisson thx. but seriously, i don’t want to say that. evah.

“I am sorry, we did the best we could” in a medical context

Is this life threatening?

But she said she was 21!

“They blocked Fluther?!”

“But I thought Tubal Ligation’s were permanent?!”

“Listening to President Palin almost makes me nostalgic for George Bush”

“no, i love A cups”.

What do you mean? Blind?

“No thanks man. I gave that shit up…”

“What in the hell is that growth on my genitals and why is it different colors?”

You’re done already?

“trust me, this never happens!”

“Ohh Brad…sorry, umm I mean Mark!”

@KrystaElyse or “I take thee Brad to be my lawfully wedded… sorry, umm I mean Mark…”

@mrswho – Hahaha, yeah! Talk about ruining the moment.

Is that as big as it gets?

to follow up on what @chyna said… “Well that was anti-climatic…”

“I never thought I’d enjoy an “Everybody Loves Raymond” marathon, but I did.”

Well… i think its about time to stop drinkin….

You mean that wasn’t lemonade that I just drank?!?

“Honey, I shrunk the kids”

@KrystaElyse that’s not funny! I DID call my husband by another name once. OOPS! This was before we were married, but it was still a baaaad moment.

@Kiev749 @jbfletcherfan This is the second marriage for both my wife and I. We used to joke about ‘phantom name syndrome’. I got called by her 1st’s name for a long time.

Now we call our kids the wrong names frequently. It’s funny, not really embarassing, though the kids are usually not amused.

I just pulled at least 5 inches of the leash my new dog ate 2 days ago out of her butt.
(I swear I just said this to a friend because it did just happen). Damn, I’m a crappy mom!

Chyna – Awesome.