Have you ever broken wind while engaged in an intimate activity?

No, but she did and unfortunately my nose was very close. She would fart every morning which made the morning sex interesting, but luckily they were never real bad

For me, it didn’t happen during the intimate activity but afterward. I was still on top and she could feel me tense up a bit trying to secretly squeeze out a quiet one but I didn’t hide it that well, apparently. She basically told me to hurry up and fart so we continue to be intimate. It was a little embarrassing at the time but I got through it all right.

i believe that’s called a dirty sanchez prelude.

@eponymoushipster…actually it’s a noisy sanchez

@Blondesjon it gets pretty noisy during a dirty sanchez too.

That’s a queef, mother…

@eponymoushipster and @Blondesjon. I’m glad I already ate dinner. I’m conjuring up bad visions in my head after reading your posts. LOL

@aprilsimnel….Ahhh…Mr Show.

Wayyy ahead of it’s time.

a better question would be…have you ever had the runs during the deed?

@eponymoushipster…That’s an awful shitty thing to say about my question…

HA

@eponymoushipster and @Blondesjon. I didn’t think the retorts could get any better between you two but they have. ROFL

i think the best threads on this site relate to body functions and fluid. why? because everyone agrees: poop is funny.

i was not made aware of the fact that we are joking

Joking? me either. we were having a serious discussion about taking dumps (possibly runny ones) on sex partners.

Sounds like a shitty situation. (pun intended)

This is the best Q&A of the night. All these laughs are making work much more relaxing tonight. :o)

@eponymoushipster…Fantastic! I was afraid we were about to descend the slippery slope of silliness…

@Blondesjon never! for example, we have good fun facts on this topic: put down a tarp or old sheet. don’t use an afghan, since the holes in it will allow scat to sluice down.

oh god. frightening visions are dancing around in my head! lol.

This is a trick question, right?
I’m a guy. Of course I have.

I have done more than just break wind

Whoa! Sex and sharting. Not a good combination!

nope…nope….nope…. I did not need to see that….. nope nope…. DOES NOT COMPUTE!!!!!!!! NO… URCH I’m German, I thought we and Cartman’s mom make the Scheisse Videos, nope yurch.

Well, when you have weight on top of you, yeah, it’s going to happen at some time. Sex during the runs? I don’t bloody think so!!!

Who hasn’t?

Cut the crap.