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Who would you retaliate against?

Asked by Blondesjon (33994points) February 24th, 2009

If you had a chance to finally right (beat their ass, get them fired, fix their wagon) a past wrong (any douchey act commited against you by a…douche) would you? If so, who and why?

Wayne Benson was a grade ahead of me in school. For most of my grade school career he tormented me almost daily. My dad explained to me that if I would just stand up to him, he would go find easier pickings.

So I did. He knocked a shitload of books out of my hands one day while we were passing each other in the hall. I blasted him right in the nose before I even knew what I was doing. He went crying to the principal, got me in trouble…

…and doubled his efforts to make my life a living hell. I still think if I saw him crossing the street I would run him down like a dog.

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cak's avatar

Only one person, but that was a horrible criminal act against me. I can’t, though. He killed himself. Evidently, he was in his own personal hell – I don’t know that I could have topped that kind of hell.

Now…there was this girl named Lori…...maybe just one tug on her ponytail. One good hard tug!

poofandmook's avatar

Ohhh, there’s an ex of mine I’d like to see put in jail for preying on teenage girls… I was one of them.

BONZO's avatar

There is an ex of mine that I would love to take a shit right on their face

90s_kid's avatar

Some of those dogs (especially the one that gave my a friendly visit in the outfield when I was 5). They have given me some nice designs on my legs. Such Artists ;)

mjchatter's avatar

Definitely my old boss that made my life hell for almost two years (I couldn’t quit – two kids in college for FREE – that’s a tough benefit to give up)... she called me into her office the Friday before our Christmas break to tell me to use the time to think about where I wanted to be because it wouldn’t be THERE. She would roll her eyes in staff meetings and tell me to “just not speak anymore”. I had to give her a daily list of what I did every hour during the day. My blood pressure spiked, I started having migraines almost daily, there are still health repercussions that continue to this day. BUT… she couldn’t fire me (I went to HR and… well… they wouldn’t let her – let’s just leave it at that)... I ended up moving to another department to a boss who is truly Wonderful AND she (the old boss) was ultimately “let go” and I’m still HERE!!! Woo Hoo…. but I still wish a house would fall on her!

90s_kid's avatar

@mjchatter
Just from hearing that, I’ll get a baseball bat.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

My photo professor. What a cunt.

George Bush. ‘Nuff said.

My best friend’s ex-boyfriend, the lying, cheating, scumbag dickweed that he is.

90s_kid's avatar

@TitsMcGhee
Whoa, man, Language.

Blondesjon's avatar

@90s_kid…That language is kinda part of the question and the vibe. Even though a youngster such as yourself should never use foul language, would you call those dogs that got you bad puppies, while you beat them with the ball bat, or dirty, rotten, biting, motherfuckers?

i bet my high school grammar teacher would like to beat me with a ball bat…

Standswithacane's avatar

@ blondesjon: my Joe Leonard to your Wayne Benson. Off and on for 3 years until one day I hit him in the jaw during an argument over a whiffle ball game. The problem then became his brother. I had to fight both of them. Fortunately my family moved about six weeks after that so I didn’t have to deal with them anymore. But I’m ok with it now.

I would however wring the neck of the SOB who stole my Martin acoustic back in ‘83, if I knew who he was. Typical chickenshit thief.

jonsblond's avatar

Marnie from grade school. She was the older sister of my friend Kim. Marnie reminded me of Farcus from A Christmas Story.

She was such a bully. Always calling me names and throwing stuff at me. Well, one day I was riding my bike past her house and she was standing outside. She had a large stick that she threw at me and it got stuck in the spoke. I went flying forward off my bike and did a belly flop on the concrete. I got scraped up pretty bad and my bike was ruined.

If I ever saw that ugly fuck again, I’d kick her ass.

Good question blondesjon. That was therapeutic.

poofandmook's avatar

@90s: Do not take it upon yourself to censor people. It will not go over well. These are adults, and this is mostly an adult community, and if you can’t handle the language sometimes used, you should go elsewhere.

Triiiple's avatar

Ive retaliated against them all, infidels.

90s_kid's avatar

@poofandmook
I can handle it, just kind of not necessary.

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@90s_kid: Ps, I’m definitely not a man, either.

90s_kid's avatar

@TitsMcGhee
Sorry. :) Gender Error
(It gets confusing without an avatar of you)

TitsMcGhee's avatar

@90s_kid: My name is Tits… can you imagine the avatar of me? Yeesh.

mjchatter's avatar

@90s_kid Thanks for the sentiment – tempting to take you up on it. LOL

90s_kid's avatar

@mjchatter
Why the hell would you do something like that?
:P

kevinhardy's avatar

everyone agnast my views and beliefs, regardless of who it is.

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