Which story would you put on the front page?

From Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs by Chuck Klosterman:

Defying all expectation, a group of Scottish marine biologists capture a live Loch Ness Monster. In an almost unbelievable coincidence a bear hunter in the Pacific Northwest shoots a Sasquatch in the thigh, thereby allowing zoologists to take the furry monster into capacity. These events happen on the same afternoon. That evening, the president announces he may have thyroid cancer and will undergo a biopsy later that week. You are the front-page editor of The New York Times: What do you play as the biggest story?

I am posting this, even though a question of mine from this same list of question was removed by a mod for repetitiveness, saying that all questions should be asked in the same thread. To any objecting mod: I spoke with a mod about the issue, presented my opinion, and was told it would be considered. I never heard any word back. This was a few weeks ago, so I figured I’d give it another go. This is a different question then the one that was previously removed. If this is a problem, let me know pronto. I just never heard from anyone regarding the decision on the original objection.