Please welcome the newest Fluther member to the 10K club - uberbatman!

10K powered by weed. Congrats.

Yes weed can!

Yes weed can(nabis).

Muh, I tried.
Congrats, uber!

Jackson got 10k?!

Swwweeeeeeeeeettttt!

duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh, ten kay!

Trapped by his own genius – how will the Caped Crusader get out of THIS pickle?!
Tune in next question to find out!
Same Fluther time – same Fluther channel!
THE BEST IS YET TO COME – OME – OME – ome – ome

Uber (and Michael Phelps) should be the spokespeople for marijuana.

sheesh! I’m still only in the 3k club, and I’ve been here for a year and a half… I guess I don’t spend enough quality time within the Fluther.

But congrats to uber—he’s a great kid!

@cprevite – Hahahaha!

uh, and w00t! for Uberbatman’s 10K!

imagine what he’d do sober.

ConBONGulations!

Congrats!!!

Congratulations! May you hit 100K even faster. :)

Congratulations!

Congratulations!

Holy 10,000 lurve uberbatman Congratulations!!!

Congratulations! Nice work!

aw congrats! (:

Woohoo! Congrats!

Okay!!!

Uberbatman alles! Congratulations.

High-5 Uberbatman! Awesome!

Congratulations, Uberbatman! That’s a whole lot of lurve!

uber-lurve for uberbatman!

Congratulations!

Thank you all :)

@Harp lol4rl

congrats!!

Congratulations Uber! Here’s a stack of pancakes.

Whoa! Multiple, overlapping pancakes.

This may require oxygen

you know what pancakes signify on this site, right?

yes

so does SuperMouse I would assume

if someone posts a picture of a chicken, we’re all screwed.

@uberbatman: When you write your acceptance speech, I’d like a shout out for suggesting your amazing avatar. I believe your lurve climbed commensurately after you got rid of angry face…you’re so warm and rainbow-y now :)

Congrats!

I do; hence the picture. The more pancakes the better I always say.

Praise and congratulations to the über dark knight.

@SuperMouse: after that many pancakes, you might not be able to say anything

@Supermouse – iHOP for pancakes! :0)

Nice one! I mean that to Uber and then to everyone’s amazingly insane jokes.

I’m sending you a congratulatory prescription from California…

Yay!

Way to go!! I was looking around for a really cool and funny pic to post along with my congrats post, and I found this. Kinda spooky, huh?

Anyway, congrats uber. I’m kinda surprised you didn’t hit this point sooner!! You are a very popular and well loved member here.

10K? Thats uberbatman! Congrats : )

[Firing up the uberbatman signal.]

Nimis, i love you.

I’m going to celebrate.

Congrats, but I think Pupn Taco beat you there!

I had just noticed and thought that this was his thread, i must have missed that one, lol

I lurves you too.

I feel like our thread in January had a lot to do with it… LURVE YOU, UBER <3

One word, uber: aoxomoxoa

we ate the acid :P

Congrats uber! :) And we know both you AND Michael Jackson AREN’T black. :)

Here’s a granola bar. Eat it! It’s good for you. :)

I finally managed to find this, as you know my internet was out when you hit 10K.

You earned ten thousand lurve, I shall reward you with one free boning.
But, you are taken so we’ll call rain check.

Shortly thereafter, I earned 10K.

I deserve a boning.

It’s happening, batman my love, prepare yourself.

@asmonet: HOLD ON NOW THERE, WIFEY! If there is boning involved, I BETTER BE THERE.

<< Wants in on that.

Well…if you ladies insist…I’d be glad to help out.

Not sure I can please all four of you at once, but if you can keep each other entertained while I’m hard at work it should be a lot of fun.

@fireside You stay the hell away from my women! :P

@uberbatman You might need his help. ;)

I’ve heard that jackson can’t even please a single woman. How’s he supposed to handle 4+?

I believe there is a fluther orgy in the works! I reiterate something I said in another thread: there definitely is/are enough Tits to go around :)

@Eambos i’m his fluffer. they go in pleasured, and he just does the paperwork.

@eponymoushipster Fluffer?

@Allie – Fluffer

What’s the old song? Nice work if you can get it?

Holy cow.. fluffer. Are we sure that’s a job for Bucky?

I have lurved you all for amusing me in my drugged out mutilated state, oh yeah, uber, you want some of this?

Not me but I lol at it.

brown chicken brown cow

@asmonet should be up for anything in her drugged state. Was happy juice a go?

Sorta, they put the thing in my nose and they were like deep breaths, but the didn’t warn me so I was babbling incoherently about how Peter Frampton was on their stereo system and how awesome it was and the doc was all, yes, we have AWESOME music here and then I finally took one deep breath and I was fucking gone.

It was happy gas.

Something new for this German.
Burn?

Shit, I mean, snap?

@Eambos your mom seemed to think i did a good job….. :P

@asmonet lol4rl

Vicodin + Asmo = Nazi Jokes.

Lovely.

:D

I fluff female performers ONLY.

damn….

@uberbatman sorry dude.

just wanna do something special for all the ladies in the world.

@eponymoushipster: You can do fluff me, I’ll fluff uber, and everyone will be happy!

@TitsMcGhee yep yep yep.

But über has to fluff epony, otherwise the triangle is not complete.

@Eambos silence your mouth.

Let the man speak.

If you feel like you need to take baby steps towards fully fluffing uber, perhaps you could practice on his wonky rib?

i will NOT fluff a man.

i nominate @asmonet to be my opposite number for the menfolk.

@eponymoushipster: But I fluff for her too!

Settle down all you fluffheads.

Oh my, let’s just call it what it is already, shall we?

Impending Orgy.

nice title on that avatar there missy :P

I was wondering when you’d notice the awesomeness. :D

I missed this back in February—sorry! Congratulations to the überest of batmen.

Sweeet! Nicely done my friend!