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Do you have any favorite one liners or quotes from your fellow Flutherites?

Asked by Sueanne_Tremendous (11285points) March 1st, 2009

I run across funny one-liners and quotes all of the time here at Fluther. I just read this one and almost peed myself: “My butt just goes on a picnic when I wear normal panties.” written by essiness. What funny, sad, or otherwise memorable words have you read?

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Bluefreedom's avatar

I wish I had the time to round up and list many of AstroChuck’s comments that he makes here on a daily basis. I’ve always appreciated his sense of humor and he never seems to run out of material. Maybe someone will offer up some of his efforts.

loser's avatar

Yes, and they’re all yours!!!

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

awww…loser that’s so nice…

augustlan's avatar

Nice avatar loser… I like!

JackAdams: “Assassination is always an option.”

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

This from JP months ago:

“We have a chicken that always plucks the cherry off my cigarette. I was sitting down on the ground taking a drag and it bit off the end of my smoke. Weird critters. But they are delicious.”

jrpowell's avatar

Ha

“My dad, and his ph.d in botany, said that it mostly depends on the plant and the amount… (And also gave me a look like I had asked if the Black Plague came in juice boxes).”

cyndyh's avatar

“Hell, I’ll even go down and dine at the “Y” junction for a while if the gob-stopper is still in.”—tb1570

TitsMcGhee's avatar

I have quite a few, but I’d have to go find them all… AstroChuck does comprise a good portion of that number though.

trumi's avatar

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^ Good memories :)

intro24's avatar

“Pancakes” and “the frizzer” top all others simply because of the hilarity behind them.

Hypocrisy_Central's avatar

Myself, follow the logic it usually always leads back to the truth.

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