Do you have any favorite one liners or quotes from your fellow Flutherites?

I wish I had the time to round up and list many of AstroChuck’s comments that he makes here on a daily basis. I’ve always appreciated his sense of humor and he never seems to run out of material. Maybe someone will offer up some of his efforts.

Yes, and they’re all yours!!!

awww…loser that’s so nice…

Nice avatar loser… I like!

JackAdams: “Assassination is always an option.”

This from JP months ago:

“We have a chicken that always plucks the cherry off my cigarette. I was sitting down on the ground taking a drag and it bit off the end of my smoke. Weird critters. But they are delicious.”

Ha…

“My dad, and his ph.d in botany, said that it mostly depends on the plant and the amount… (And also gave me a look like I had asked if the Black Plague came in juice boxes).”

“Hell, I’ll even go down and dine at the “Y” junction for a while if the gob-stopper is still in.”—tb1570

I have quite a few, but I’d have to go find them all… AstroChuck does comprise a good portion of that number though.

Removed by Fluther moderators.

^ Good memories :)

“Pancakes” and “the frizzer” top all others simply because of the hilarity behind them.

Myself, follow the logic it usually always leads back to the truth.