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SeventhSense's avatar

Is it possible to break out of the fluther matrix?

Asked by SeventhSense (18904points) March 2nd, 2009

I’ve been on this site since Sunday and have uploaded 25 million mega bytes of thinkon units to the mother ship and have assured the future of many hungry flutherite offspring for years to come and have been given nothing in return but this praxis of reality which has been strangely comforting.

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KrystaElyse's avatar

What’s up with you and the Matrix? lol.

bythebay's avatar

Go, be free, break away.

SeventhSense's avatar

I can not escape the keyboard.

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Aethelwine's avatar

Strangely comforting. I like that description!

KrystaElyse's avatar

blue pancake or red pancake?

SeventhSense's avatar

that is the question

eponymoushipster's avatar

@KrystaElyse if you take the blue pancake, you’ll return to the MySpace and think this was all a dream. If you take the red pancake, you’ll go down to the coral reef.

bythebay's avatar

Did you store the thinkon units in the frizzer?

SeventhSense's avatar

No they were uploaded without my consent.

AstroChuck's avatar

Just eat the red pancake.

SeventhSense's avatar

“These are the machines most awakened humans will have to fear. Squid like, these machines roam the ruins, floating on their anti-gravity generators looking for targets. Machines that never rest and never tire. They can also be directed to incursions, if the humans are detected.”

eponymoushipster's avatar

@SeventhSense you’ve answered your own question more than anyone else!

also : jelly-like, not squid-like. never say squid-like.

SeventhSense's avatar

yes, they wantv us to believe the jelly myth….

bythebay's avatar

It’s cakes, all the essential information is in the cakes!
You must send a cake…nevermind…

SeventhSense's avatar

I always liked Cake. I saw them in a small venue once. They were cool

KrystaElyse's avatar

The cake is a lie!

SeventhSense's avatar

This is why I need you people. I just thought it was a band!

eponymoushipster's avatar

chicken pot chicken pot chicken pot pie!

bythebay's avatar

marzipan, quick – we need copious amounts of marzipan.

eponymoushipster's avatar

is this turning into the CIA thread?

SeventhSense's avatar

@e
If I could venture out into the great white way outside-the snow is like 2 feet, I would get me some chicken pot pies

Jeruba's avatar

Strangely is just the sort of comforting we’re best at. Whenever you need a hit of strangely, just come here.

eponymoushipster's avatar

i wish there was 2ft of snow outside where i am.

bythebay's avatar

I have the snow, shall I send you some?

SeventhSense's avatar

@ K and E
THEY will provide yoyu with any experience you would like. Just look out the window

KrystaElyse's avatar

@bythebay – FedEx me some snow plz :D

Jeruba's avatar

I miss the snow too. But I want January snow. I don’t want March snow. Late-season snow is kind of overripe and mooshy, not firm and crisp as it should be. It won’t travel well.

bythebay's avatar

Sadly, Jeruba is correct.

tiffyandthewall's avatar

blasphemy. who would want to break out?

eponymoushipster's avatar

i want to get some snow and put it in the frizzer.

aprilsimnel's avatar

Where I am, today had the kind of snow that felt like being hit by a million tiny pinpricks all at once. :/

eponymoushipster's avatar

i like the big, wet flakes of snow. it’s messy, but cool looking.

i also miss walking around new york or chicago in the snow. it’s such a great feeling.

chyna's avatar

@eponymoushipster would snow not be better under the swimming pool?

eponymoushipster's avatar

@chyna has anyone checked there for the snow?

chyna's avatar

@eponymoushipster Its probably buried.

chyna's avatar

I would love 2 feet of snow here so I could miss work and just hang around and fluther all day.

eponymoushipster's avatar

i’ve fluthered at work. in abundance.

SeventhSense's avatar

HEY BYTHEBAY
WHERE’S YOUR SNOW?
ARE YOU OVER HERE ON THE RIGHT COAST? MARYLAND?

eponymoushipster's avatar

stop yelling. chillax.

bythebay's avatar

Yup, Maryland.

chyna's avatar

@eponymoushipster You are hilarious!

SeventhSense's avatar

@Krys
If I send you snow Fedex what will you send me?

SeventhSense's avatar

What man can resist a stack of flapjacks.
More syrup please…

KrystaElyse's avatar

@Seventh -That’s exactly what I miss!

tiffyandthewall's avatar

oh man i could totally go for like 2 feet of snow right now. or any snow for that matter. i haven’t seen the stuff since i was like 4 years old and it wasn’t even enough to make a proper snowdude

SeventhSense's avatar

It’s nice for 10 minutes and kind of cool when you’re snowed in but it gets old when you can’t go out and take a walk in some nice sunshine in the winter. I’m a die hard NYer but I think I’m ready to move somewhere warm. It’s just that NY is so expensive and the nice dry warm places on the left coast are also super $$. Maybe AZ- you can still go up to Sedona and Flagstaff and ski.

antimatter's avatar

Yea you can, but why?

SeventhSense's avatar

@antimatter
Why ski? Because it’s close to flying.

RedDeerGuy1's avatar

Yes. By rejecting your reality. This is not so! Then you escape.

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