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Whats the funniest knock-knock joke you've ever heard?

Asked by bobisho (178points) March 13th, 2009

I know that knock-knock jokes aren’t all that funny, I’d like to see if they can be funny at all. So post some really funny ones!
(Please keep this censored or at least PG-13
Thanks :)

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wundayatta's avatar

One of my favorites is the old—

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

That’s right.

biblethumper's avatar

the one that says banana three times, and the you say orange, and when they say orange who, you say orange you glad i didnt say banana…...something like that

AstroChuck's avatar

I’ll tell you my favorite, but you have to start it.

Les's avatar

guh. I thought I had one

EmpressPixie's avatar

Knock, knock.

Who’s there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting c—


SpatzieLover's avatar

Knock Knock!
Who’s there?
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that’s why I had to knock!

hannahsugs's avatar

Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Interrupting sheep with an identity crisis.
Interrupting shee-

(must be told after EmpressPixie’s version)

kapuerajam's avatar

@astrochuck. knock knock

AstroChuck's avatar

Who’s there?

wundayatta's avatar

Oh. Now I get it. [DOH!]

Blondesjon's avatar

@AstroChuck…I heard that exchange between Vera and Flo on Alice when I was a kid. I’ve used it every chance I get and nobody has ever heard it before. I thought I had a pat answer for this thread until I saw yours. I guess what I’m trying to say is that you can go and Removed By Fluther Moderators

critter1982's avatar

Knock Knock
Who’s There
KGB Who?
(slap the person) Ve vill ask the qvestions around here.

It was on The Office the other night. I’m not so sure it really is that funny unless you saw the show…..

bobisho's avatar

Oh yes! I saw that one, that was hilarious! Nice one.

fullOFuselessINFO's avatar

Knock Knock
whos there
interrupting starfish
interrupting starfish wh—-
(slap them in the face with your open “starfish” hand)

this will make you laugh AND get you some weird looks!

sakura's avatar

knock knock, who’s there? knock knock, who’s there? knock knock, who’s there? Continue until the person is getting rather annoyed and finally knock knock who’s there? Someone who can’t reach the doorbell!

sakura's avatar

knock knock,
who’s there?
lettuce who
lettuce in will you!

sakura's avatar

knock knock
who’s there?
dunup who?
thought there was a funny smell around!

vivianjokeit's avatar

knock knock
whos there
whos whos
whos whos whos
Whos!! Whos!! Mine!!

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