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Got any cute, fun, or silly phrases I can steal?

Asked by asmonet (21350points) March 14th, 2009

Currently I am employing:

Quick like a bunny!
&
Tut tut! Looks like rain.

Got any other fun colloquialisms or phrases for funsies I can steal away from you lurvely people?

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Mamradpivo's avatar

Don’t judge me. That’s what I say whenever I do something stupid.

syz's avatar

I was on a kick for a while and whenever anyone said “That sucks”, I’d say “Dead rats through a straw” or “Farts out of dead chickens”. But that’s probably not the sort of thing that you were looking for….

asmonet's avatar

That is entirely what I am looking for.

jbfletcherfan's avatar

Well, Lord love a duck!!!

Good night nurse!!!

I’m going to whatever if it hairlips the governor!!!

Blondesjon's avatar

Okey Dokey Daddy Doggy, or, Okey Dokey Artichokey

“Oh Heavens” or “Oh Goodness” is nice as well.

if i’m feling a bit naughty i use “oh my stars and garters”

Aethelwine's avatar

Sweet Sassy Molassy

You probably know this one, but it’s one of my faves.

asmonet's avatar

I could lurve you all night long for oh my stars and garters…but your wife is here…unless she likes to watch?

;)

Aethelwine's avatar

@asmonet You are a smelly pirate hooker. ;)

aviona's avatar

“I had to get up at the butt crack of dawn.”

Blondesjon's avatar

“Aww shit the bed!”, and, “You ain’t just woofin’”

tinyfaery's avatar

I stole this from the Brits, but I’ve been having fun with “well done you”.

La_chica_gomela's avatar

Toda, we’ve been enjoying saying “if it smells like a duck, you should wear it”.

LouisianaGirl's avatar

I always say the truth hurts and you laugh at me because I`m different but I laugh at you because you`re all the same!

aviona's avatar

My mom says quick like a bunny!

And two flicks of a lamb’s tail

LouisianaGirl's avatar

My mama tells me, you`re two fries short of a happy meal.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

I used to say “Well dip me in dog sh*t and roll me in cookie crumbs” when I saw something unbelieveable.

kevinhardy's avatar

i prefer to have no one steal from me at all, i love all my things

AlfredaPrufrock's avatar

The three degrees of ugly—ugly, butt-ugly, and hairy butt-ugly.

augustlan's avatar

We say “Hokey Pokey” instead of “Okay”.
Stolen from a print we saw hanging in a public bathroom: “Go ‘way bunny. I’s afraid.”

aviona's avatar

I just remembered my friend who has practically an entire language that he’s made up. We’re all pretty sick of his jargon by now, but you may find it cute, let’s see.

He calls his car his sleigh
Instead of talk he uses the French parler but totally butchers and Americanizes it and disregards the accent
Instead of using the verb to come he says mosh
And he also uses blood and homie a lot

So a sentence uttered from his lips might sound like this: “So like yeah, I was parlering with some people when my homies called so I moshed downtown in my sleigh.”

Sueanne_Tremendous's avatar

I always fancied : Gone like a fart in a windstorm

cookieman's avatar

Cool as a moose. But twice as hairy.

Now you’re cookin’ with gas.

Well, that and twenty-five cents will get you a phone call home.

Hey, what’s shakin’ bacon?

I’m so broke, I don’t have two nickels to rub together.

She is sharp as a beach ball.

or…Dumb as a bag of hammers.

If you’re flying, I’m buying.

He’s so ugly, he could scare a bulldog off a meat wagon.

Slow as a turtle going uphill on a cold day.

Busy as a beaver in a big forest.

That is just all kinds of crazy.

I employ all of these regularly

augustlan's avatar

Courtesy of Uberbatman (I think): That is fucktarded.

AlfredaPrufrock's avatar

I see, said the blind man, how the lame man can dance.

syz's avatar

Shit fire and save the matches.

Blondesjon's avatar

Katie bar the door. I still haven’t recovered from fucktarded.

evelyns_pet_zebra's avatar

Dumb as a box of hair.

As sharp as a bag of wet mice.

As subtle as a hand grenade in a barrel full of oatmeal.

Ugly as a mud fence on wash day.

yeah, two of these I stole from Foghorn Leghorn.

Blondesjon's avatar

Shinin’ like a diamond in a goat’s ass.

You must ain’t know.

You could fuck up an anvil.

You can’t fix stupid.

aviona's avatar

Julia Roberts just said “nutso!”

prasad's avatar

Time is money
And I’m funny!

Blondesjon's avatar

Your heart is my piƱata.

Cookin’ lasts, fuckin’ don’t.

We? What, have you got a turd in your pocket?

MisterMonkey's avatar

Cheese and Rice!!
Heavens to Mergatroid!
Nuckin Futs
....said the Porn Queen.
Slicker than Cat S#!T on Linoleum.

KGmouskawits's avatar

Has anyone ever had ants in there pants for real?

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