What's the funniest name you've ever heard of for a pet?
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Steve from Ghost Hunters has 2 cats: Miss Sassy Lashes and Home Depot.
My brother in law and his wife once had two cats named Brain Dead and Weirdo. Now they have another named Special Ed.
Dammit
As in, “Come here, Dammit”
“Ugy” she was a grey cat. Lived to be about 17 years despite the fact that when we got her she had had a bunch of litters, frost bitten ears (tips off), a stump for a tail (rain over by a car) and a scarred bottom lip that was chomped at by a Doberman. Needless to say, she wasn’t the prettiest of girls, hence the name. We loved her, though. Great kitty. =)
S.O.B…and he was a large BLACK dog…when his owners were being “funny” they’d say get over her you Black Son of a B*&^%!
We own a bar. They were customers. They’d order SOB a beer and allow him to drink it out of an ashtray.
In sixth grade, my friend had a dog (Dalmation) named Gato… Spanish for cat.
My old boss’ wife had a dog (Jack Russel Terrier) named Miss Kitty.
My friends in high school had a cat named Useless, named by their dad.
My friend named her hamster ‘my penis’ so that everytime she referenced it- well it made us laugh.
my penis is hungry. hehe
My ex husbands grandparents named their cat DC- damn cat.
I have a friend who has a friend… anyway, his cat is named Murderface.
My grandma who grew up in the 20’s, had two dogs.
One was a blind cocker spaniel named Spatz.
The other one, a black lab was named…darkie.
@SpatzieLover who doesn’t! I think spatz or any variation thereof is alright in my books!
My old mouse was named Lucky because he was rescued from be a snake dinner while I was drinking Lucky Lager. Lucky!
My grandfather couldn’t decide what to name the yorkie pup he kept from the litter, so after a couple of weeks the dog started coming to the name Hey-you.
I used to have a dog named Smooch.
I had a pet guinea pig named “bacon”, he was awesoooome!
Sushi the golden retriever
When I was four years old, we adopted a dachshund named Buddha Belly.
After that dog died, our next dog was a dachsie/miki mix and she was the first pet I got to name. My mother said I could call it anything as long as it wasn’t Harry Potter-related. So, naturally, I appealed to Daddy, who said I could call it anything I liked. She became Quidditch.
My grandfather had a cat named OC, short for Other Cat. OC was, in fact, his only cat.
oh, I had a rabbit named “bullet” as well, he was named that because of how fast he was able to fornicate the female bunnies.
Balls – for a puppy – I heard it just last night!
My husband had a black lab when I met him, which I renamed “Gatorade”. Apparently he wanted to name her that but his roommates said it was stupid, so instead they called her “Felch”. I wasn’t comfortable calling her that, so we went back to the original name.
look it up on www.urbandictionary.com
lol, i love all the names.
My ex and I had a cat together, we named him Target..because my ex wasn’t fond of pets, and would call stray cats “targets”, as in he’d joke about shooting them. he never would!
When my mom was growing up during WWII she had a cat that gave birth to a litter of four kittens. She named them Remember, Pearl, Harbor, and MacArthur.
Garbanzo the cat
Felini the cat (get it, feline…Felini)
Pizza the cat—wound up getting run over by a car
Pocito (sp?), Chili and Albondigas (sp?) for the chihuahuas
My friend Jordan’s dog is named JD for Jordan’s Dog
My friend Alex’s dog is named PD for Puppy Dog. She’s a girl and commonly mistaken for a boy because people think her name is Petey.
@lendwill That reminds me of one of the nicknames for my boyfriend’s cat: Professor Snuggle-Pluff. Or sometimes Professor Plump-n-snuggles.
Well, I have a Puli named Zup. It’s a Hungarian breed so everyone asks us if Zup mean something in Hungarian and it doesn’t. My mom and I were just being silly one day and making up funny pet names and that’s the only one we could remember.
My aunt has a cat named Robert J. Sparkle-Toes but we just call him Bob.
I have a friend whose dog is named Oh My. His family used to have three other dogs named Lion, Tiger and Bear. The idea was that when calling them all they could call out, “Lion, Tiger and Bear, Oh My!”
I have a friend who named his cat Pi because he has 3 legs, plus a stub, or 3.14 legs.
My brother has a cat named Dirty and one named Uh-Oh. His newest dog is named Chubi (pronounced Choooo-bee), which comes from how the word bitch gets printed out when the printer goes off its print head. His other dog is named Dawg.
One of our cats is named Outdoor Kitty (he lives inside now), and another is Franklin the Blue-Eyed Wonder Cat. Three sibling cats are named Shirley, Goodness and Mercy. They follow me all the time, hoping for food.
When I was growing up we had a cat that came to us named Princess Fluff, so we called her MacDuff.
I just remembered… We used to have a deaf cat named Beethoven!
My boss at work had a parrot named Peckerhead. A buddy of mine has a great dane named P-Funk. We had a cat my boys named Randy.
The first pet I ever met was my aunt’s dog up on a little village in Shropshire. He was this tiny piece of fur that mopped the floor and had an ugly flat face looking up every now and then. Dog-lovers would know the type, but I don’t remember now.
His name was Mister Barnaby.
My sister has two dogs called Alobar and Black and used to have one called Moti.
But the best one is her cat: her name is Mouse :)
The woman behind me at the vet this morning had a cat named Mooooo.
Well, not per now, but I AM planing to buy a cat and name him LOL…
My dog is currently named Yukon. But because he vomits so much, we call him yukin-chuck.
He also has a bit of a jingle in our family that sort of goes with his ability to puke while running
”Yukin-Chuck Anderson (his last name)”
”He can vomit on the run”
@MrKnowItAll my wife actually had a cat named Dammit. His full name was Gawd Dammit. My mother in law had a dog named Beaner, because he had pinto bean markings, and my sister had a mouse when we were kids named Tidbit. My pet mouse back then was named Ralph. Then Ralph had babies. I kept the name anyway. Ralph was a cool mouse.
My cat’s name was Napoleon.
It was so normal to us, I forgot to mention it!
When I was a kid we had cats named Bela (for Bela Bartok), Horky (after a reataurant called “Jorge’s” that none of the locals could say right), and Moose (because it embarrassed my mom to have to call him).
My next two cats will be named Sigmoid and Harvard. I swear I saw a cartoon when I was little where the two aliens were named that and I have loved the combination ever since.
Neighbors have dogs named Beans and Bocca.
Sister had a daschund (sp?) named Vienna…wiener dog..ha!
i was reading an interview with a band, and the interviewer asked what they would name a cat (or a dog). and the one guy goes “tax evasion” and the other guy goes “taxidermy.” and i just happened to find a dog a few days later, and taxidermy stuck. she looks stuffed to me!
i don’t actually call her ‘taxidermy’, it’s always ‘taxi’ or just ‘puppy’.
and taxi just fits her.
We have a new, formerly feral cat named Milo the Invisible. At least we think we have him – the food always disappears and someone is using the cat box even though we rarely see him.
Maybe I need to talk to the dogs.
I had a friend who wanted to name his cat after the chupacabra, but couldn’t remember how to say it at the time.
He settled on Chewbaccacobra.
Another funny name I’ve heard of for a dog is Fathead. It feels really weird calling for him…
My aunt has a black lab mix called Sambo. It feels really weird calling for him, too.
I used to have a cat named Six-Pack. She came to us with six kittens inside.
My brother’s first cat was named Bunny Head because she was hair-brained.
My roomates in college had a kitten they named Agamemnon. When I pointed out that due to her gender she should really be named Clytemnestra, they changed her name to Agamemnonette. She eventually became my cat (they abandoned her at the end of the semester) so I taught her to walk on a leash and found her a new home with some people who (unfortunately in my opinion) changed her name to Blackie.
Some friends of ours had a black lab named Wittgenstein and a cat named Kierkegaard. They were philosophical about pet ownership.
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