What is the best/most common method of getting your sperm frozen?

Sit on a block of ice for 30 minutes. Nude.

I don’t think this is a DIY home project…

I figure it’s hiring someone else to do it for you. Someone with credentials, and perhaps access to a sperm bank.

Here is a good synopsis. The technology is in use, but is by no means perfected.

OK, I gave a serious answer. Can I now say, “Try sticking it in the frizzer?”

Put it in the frizzer.

Spend 30 seconds with my brother’s wife.

Step 1) Get an ice cube tray
Step 2) Deposit sperm into tray
Step 3) Put it in the frizzer.

:D

Take a trip to the top of Mt. Everest and do your thing there. Guarantee it will be frozen for a very long time:)

Get yourself a tank of liquid nitrogen. Fill a paper cup with jizz. Drop in tank.

Just one thing. When you go in to fish that cup out—don’t do it with your hand. I made that mistake once, and it really hurt. It was also kind of weird seeing my hand fall off and break into a thousand pieces. Oh well. At least I’ve got another one.

I blow my load in Ann Coulter’s snatch…

I just use my ice cube trays.

^Never going to that house.

Jizz cubes! Fun for the whole family!

great – these are all awesome. thanks for the sarcasm.

for future generations I meant – I was really trying to be practical!

ohhh being practical on Fluther rarely works out… plus are you that cool that you feel the need to have clones of yourself polluting an already over-populated planet?

Practicality can be so overrated.