What is the question you are asked most in your daily life?
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“Why are you such a whiny little bitch?”
Why are you doing that on MY FRONT LAWN!?!
Will you do that again please?
“Where’s the bathroom?” (When I’m at work in the library.)
How do you get your protien? I’m a vegan
Mommy, why do I have to brush my teeth, even though these teeth will come out? 6yr old logic
Mom!!! Where are you???
My 7-year-old son likes to keep tabs on me whenever I’m out of eyesight.
Why do you use such big words?
@jonsblond…WHO wants WHAT again!?!
he/she/they shall taste their own blood before he/she/they die
who are you and where the fuck are my pants?
actually it’s “Where’s the coffee?”
“Do you want to feel better?”
“Why don’t you like us” ...so damn annoying
“Are those really your eyes or are they green contacts?” very green eyes
@VS haha my friend gets that all time time with her blue eyes.
“h-how long have you been standing there?”
alternately:
“H-how did you get in here?”
“Are you going to do ANY work today?”
No prizes for guessing the answer I give most frequently.
5 – “Huh?” (my daughter)
4 – “What are you talking about?” (most people)
3 – “Are you sure you’re not gay?” (my friends)
2 – “You wanna fuck?” (my wife)
#1 – “Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you?!” (everyone)
“Do you sell stamps?”
followed by, “How many miles do you walk a day?”
“Why are you the way you are?”
Guess now we need to start another thread called, “What is the answer to the question you are asked most in your daily life?”
Huh? What?
And my personal…favorite…
Just spit it out!!
I mumble, speak quietly, occasionally stutter, and seem to have problems “finishing a single goddamned sentence.”
Mom?
That’s it, just ‘Mom?’.
@Amoebic I would never have guessed that. You type so well.
“Can you put up the sign for me?” The sign to tell our attorney service to wait.
“How are you?” That’s the question I ask most every day, too.
at work
“Is that project done yet?”
“Can you put this on the web?” “Can you come here with your camera?”
by my daughter
“Bah?!” similar to augustlan
by my wife
“Ya know what I’m thinking?”
You have some nerve! (well, not really a question).
Standing in line at a bank: Seriously, dude, when did you last take a shower?
At work: could you put your finger right there, please (you know, wrapping a package?)
At home, “What’s for dinner?” or “When’s dinner gonna be ready?” or “What can I have to eat?”
@daloon…i know. mine ask what we are going to have for dinner while they are eating breakfast.
@Blondesjon: I’m sure that would happen in my house, too, if only we ate breakfast!
Why is there a bandage on the back of your head?
the real reason is that I have a tattoo on the back of my head and my employer makes me cover it up. The funny answer is: my employer won’t let me wear my tinfoil hat at work, so I use this bandage to keep the aliens from reading my thougths.
Can I go to the bathroom ?
Do you have sweet tea? No dammit. Sweeten your own fucking tea.
“Do you ever get any sleep?”
@essieness: you can’t do it right unless you add sugar right after you brew the tea. Anything else is gross.
@essieness I don’t know what part of the country you are in, but a friend in Florida just told me that in Georgia and other parts of the south “sweet tea” is what they call iced tea. Maybe a case of cross-cultural mix-up?
@janbb: I’m from the south—we called it “sweet tea” because when we make it, it’s sweet.
probably either one of these:
“Mario Kart Mummy?”
“Biscuit Mummy?”
“Mummy…mummy??? mummy??? Where’s Granddad?”
hmpf
I’d much prefer… “How do you manage to be such a calm, creative enchanting and dazzling specimen of a woman?”
actually…I quite like…“mummy?”
“where are you?”
which is what people usually first say when they call me (or anyone else) on the mobile. Which is philosophically also interesting, since I generally travel a lot, so sometimes I’m not even in the country. My aunt called me a week ago to ask if I could give her a lift to work. I was 7 countries away. “So when will you be back?” lol
When I’m with my niece, the most common question is
“Where’s mama?”
I have calculated she asks it every 72.38 seconds on average.
@janbb I’m in the South. East Texas actually. I’m one of the rare Southerners who doesn’t drink tea, so this annoys me to no end.
I’ve heard this theory that once the tea is brewed, adding your own sugar to unsweetened iced tea just isn’t the same. But my point is, is it really worth getting huffy and grumbling, “Just bring me a Dr. Pepper” (which is usually what they say)?? Just dump a couple packets of Sweet N Low in there and move on. I’m just glad we don’t serve sweet tea. Can you imagine what a hassle it would be to have to walk around with two different types of tea pitchers saying “Sweet or unsweet?” BLECH.
rant over
“would you like me to leave room for milk”
Yes, I seriously drink that much coffee, that it really is probably the question I hear most on a day to day basis.
It’s definitely “How are you?” for me too, or a variant: “How ya doin’?”
What have you been up to? What are you doing? How are you?
Just a few of them (:
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