Will you still be laughing at fart-jokes when you're 90?
I swear to god: i’m still 12 or something.
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Yep. I will. And I’ll ask my grandkids to pull my finger, too!
Probably.
Hehe. You said fart.
Trust me. It’s purely an unfounded rumour that I’m gonna live to be 90.
I will probably be a fart joke at 90.
Of course…bathroom humor never loses it’s appeal ;)
People have been laughing at fart jokes for, like, ever.
of course! i’ll fart, and my husband will laugh and call me “nastytits” :)
I think I will
got a good one?
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I just had a good one
BETTER OUT THAN IN! i love farting, especially with my work buddies who do the same on a whim! at boy scout camps with m son, we actually sit around campfires and compare farts.
Ahhhhh…that made more room. Dessert, anyone?
There’s more room outside than there is inside. Of course, I will still be laughing at fart jokes. Is there anything funnier? Well, there’s the human slinky but how often do those come along?
I don’t laugh at fart jokes now but… the iPhone has cool app. with a myriad of fart noises that was amusing for a few minutes
i laugh when someone says “duty”, of course i will.
I believe there is an M&M commercial where the M&Ms are dressed up as a rabbit for Easter and they unzip the costume and the one on top farts.
Oh yeah. From the grave, too.
Dick and fart jokes never get old so, yea, that’s a guarantee. I wouldn’t be surprised if my last words from my deathbed were, “if I shit myself don’t tell anyone… let them find out for themselves the hard way.”
You’re still 12 or something? You don’t know how hold you are?
Whoops, got sidetracked. I will hopefully still be able to laugh at fart jokes when I’m 90. Since that is still 48 years away for me, I can’t give a definitive yes or no answer since I’m not there yet.
well, with my experience working in a nursing home, most of the farts aren’t jokes at all…
Butt I’ll be laughing to my grave.
^heh^ typo, didn’t have the heart to fix it.
Write this down. You know how forgetful old folks can be. You can pull it out for laughs when you reach 90:
WHEN YOU SHOULD NEVER FART:
1. Inside a crowded Lift.
2. Inside a public library.
3. On a crowded train.
4. Whilst giving a speech.
5. In Church.
6. Whilst on a date.
7. In a packed lecture theatre.
8. In your office.
9. At a cinema.
10. In a walk-in freezer – it’ll linger a while
11. In a ticket line.
13. On an airplane.
14. During confession
15. In the bed, whilst feeling frisky.
16. In bed when you’re feeling frisky
17. While fighting fire in a burning building
19. In a patrol car for a minor violation
WHEN TO FART:
1. Bosses office as you are about to leave. – best to make sure it’s silent but violent.
2. In a bathroom.
3. In the cashiers line – it’s bound to speed things up.
4. The empty elevator before you get off.
5. Beside an occupied dressing room – no doubt it’ll quickly become unnocupied.
6. Your co-workers cubicle at the office.
7. When deep sea diving.
8. Back seat of the Police Mobile after being arrested.
9. In your car if you’ve been carjacked.
10. During a pie eating competition to distract your competitors.
You can find this and many others here
I’ve never understood why fart jokes are funny at all.
You bet. Of course by then they’ll be old-fart jokes.
I don’t laugh at fart jokes now. :( And if I live that long, I’ll just be pissed off that I haven’t died yet. I’m going to be a cranky old bastard if I’m ever “old” at all.
Never have and never will, and I don’t think the Three Stooges are funny either.
@Yarnlady- I agree with you on the Three Stooges, however, I can’t recall Moe and the boys ever having a problem with flatulance.
I was just lumping them in with things some people find funny and I do not.
If my husband farts at 90 then he’ll probably have a hernia, and I will definitely be laughing on the way to the hospital!
Philip and Terence forever!
@aprilsimnel I was looking for a clip of them to link to but I was afraid it would have been flagged due to the language.
@jonsblond – Yeah, but if you preface it with a Language NSFW notice, you’d be copacetic, right?
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