I am too good-looking for the likes of my girlfriend. How do I get her to improve her appearance?

Explain to everyone you meet how much better you are than her.

Then, they’ll think she’s pretty alright b/c she’s with you.

And you’re awesome.

You must find humility and she will look better.

Ditch her.

She’ll be much better looking without you on her arm.

Her appearance will improve once she dumps you.

@likeradar damn, you type fast!

There’s only one flaw in my appearance, and that is the girl I have standing beside me, though my love for her is such that I want to help her to improve her looks so as to not detract from the handsome figure I cut.

this has got to be an April Fool’s question.

I’m pretty sure there’s a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is

Try this. Have her push your head into a filled toilet bowl. Then see if the difference is still as bad.

Or why don’t you just ask her parents for advice?

Sounds like April 1 to me.

Tell her how unattractive she is and chances are pretty good that next week, she will look better with another guy on her arm.

She’s reluctant to work on herself, however, claiming her body is not what it used to be, working a full-time job, as well as keeping the house and yard, and caring for her aged parents, she has neither the energy nor inclination to worry too much that she is not the fresh-faced beauty I fell in love with.

Isn’t that selfish? I do not think I am getting a very good bargain here. After all, she gets me, and I have to suffer with what she has become.

How do I get her to see the error of her ways and properly love me as she should?

I really hope this is a joke. If it isn’t you are the joke.

@Ego Set her up with an eharmony account or something. I’m pretty sure after a few dates with real men, she’ll see the error of her ways and love you like she should… which is not at all.
Dick.

Go buy a blow up doll who can be whoever you want her to be. this girl doesn’t have time for you and obviously deserves much better.

This is clearly a serious question. I don’t know what all of you think that everyone is off on an April Fool’s Day spree. Look @Ego, you need to get her to wear a mask. One of those rubber foam masks like in the movies, so she can look like Heidi Klum, or any other supermodel of your choice.

@Ego – Since you are in love with yourself and probably don’t even need her anyway. Why don’t you cut the poor girl loose so that she can find someone that is more close to her own appearance level or lack of and you can get yourself a full length mirror to admire your visage every day and waken night. I don’t think that you will ever be lonely as long as you can see your own reflection.

if this is a serious question, ego, you are such an 370H559

give her my phone number

I can tell by these answers that some of you do not understand what it’s like to be so damned good-looking.

@Ego ; Some of us are confidant enough to show our face in our avatar. Where’s your ugly mug?

start checking out other hot girls in front of her. she will want to keep your attention.

A+, would lol again.

What @Judi said. I’m not afraid to show my best ass-et!

@Ego.

I never though Trolls were really that good looking.

Post a pic big man!!!

How would you know it’s me?

@Ego, the problem is with your vision. Beauty is a matter of perception, as has often been pointed out. What you have to do is improve how you see her. These will help.

lmao… oh man. I love April Fool’s.

I guess there would be no way to tell if it was you. But then again, I do not think it really matters. It’s is all a big joke any how. No matter how you look at it.

Yeah…I’m pretty sure you’re the only ugly thing about her.
lols

@Ego, I am sad that no one here has taken your question seriously, these are the types of questions that touch me deeply and I apologize for the flippant answers from my fellow jellies. Here’s what you do Ego. Get on her about it and stay on her. Whenever you see her ask if she has changed her make-up. If she says no ask her why not. Ask if she’s changed her hair. If she says no provide her with some pictures of styles you find appealing. Ask her if she has started working out, then give her pamphlets from some personal trainers. Are you getting the picture here? Badger her. Start and don’t stop until she has given up taking care of the house and yard and her parents and quits her job in order to dedicate herself to being enough for you 100% of the time.

Good luck man, I hope it works, if it doesn’t work maybe it is time to cut her loose and find someone who deserves to be seen with an Adonis such as yourself.

Clone yourself. That way you can love yourself AND be next to something beautiful.

Outside of this stupid day, if thats how you really feel, the relationship won’t last to much longer. So just don’t worry about her look. You will probably find a gold statue you can fall in love with, and she can find a deeper well to drink from. Everyone wins!

I know who Ego is. It’s this guy.

@jonsblond WIN.