What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?

“You remind me of my mother. (pause) My sexy, sexy mother.”

I’ve never heard any other than jokes about pick up lines. Most people just say hello to me.

I just made myself sad.

@upholstry: Gonna be honest, I just laughed out loud. That would totally work on me. I would at least stick around for a drink after that.

Then again, I love cheesy lines if there’s humor.
Serious lines – Instant Fail.

“I’m so sad. My husband left me for a another man. What kind of a woman must I be?”

“Listen Buster! I don’t fart under the covers and I showered yesterday. Whaddya say? Have a go?”

This is a true story and was said by a very attractive woman in her best tramp voice. Cheesy but way, way hot. it worked.

Mine would be among these:

http://www.fluther.com/disc/14800/corniest-pick-up-line-ever/

http://www.fluther.com/disc/32957/what-is-the-funniest-pickup-line-that-you-have-ever-heard/

http://www.fluther.com/disc/8760/worldss-worst-pickup-lines/

http://www.fluther.com/disc/25546/what-are-your-favorite-pick-up-lines/

http://www.fluther.com/disc/5211/what-is-the-bestworst-pick-up-line-youve-heard-or-used/

http://www.fluther.com/disc/21215/ladies-what-is-the-absolute-worst-pick-up-line-a-guy-has/

give me some sugar baby

hahah.
@asmonet i’m with you. If its funny, i’ll go with it.

One of my personal favorites is.. Are those moon pants, cause your butt is out of this world.

Some guy in a bar actually said to me (holding his fist in a suggestive pose at waist height), “Talk down, baby, I’ve got a microphone in my navel.” I just turned away in disgust. I couldn’t have talked down far enough.

its probably between ‘girl, youre so fiine, whats your siign?”
OR
“i seem to have lost my phone number, can i have yours?”

classy classy classy

^Those will never work.

A guy once told me ” you’re the most beautiful woman in this bar” or something like that. I totally fall for shit like that. He was Australian. I think Australian guys are more forward and I like it : )

I once walked up to a very attractive woman and said, “Are you Jill? You look like this girl I used to know by the name of Jill.”

It worked. At least for a couple of dates, at which point we decided we really didn’t have anything in common. We parted on good terms.

“Do you have any Irish in you?” the guy expected me to say no so he could offer to put some in but since I’m a lot Irish, I said yes to which he sputtered, “want some more?”. bleh… next!