Can you summarize your life in ten words or less?

“You may ask youself, ‘How did I get here?’ ”

Ten words [ I was born. I went to highschool. I went to college. I met my wife. I joined the Navy. I saw cool places.. I got out.. I got fat. I joined the Army.. I got thin again. I found fluther. ] or less.

I used to be a loner then I found myself

I came, I saw, I conquered, I fluthered

I was born and I’m making the most of it!

Chaos

A sublime existence resulting in blissful satisfaction.

I owe, so off to work I go.

EPIC!

Here I am, take it or leave it.

I am.

Kids, Sweetie, pets, love, sex, singer, patriotic, weapons, happiness.

I am tottally in love with my self

Black cat on my lap. Sun coming through the window.

Born. Kids. Winging it. Still winging it. Died. (Not yet)

An uncompromising pursuit of perfection.
Sometimes worthless, sometimes not.

No, I can’t.

“I guarantee, you will NEVER believe this!”

WTF!

or OMGWTF

I suppose I could if I really tried hard enough.

Finally happy for the first time in a long time.

Daughter. Little sister. Friend. Girlfriend. Wife. Mother. Very happy.

I live one day at at time, trying to understand life a little better each day.

I am a man.

Imagine, if you will, the Porky Pig ending to the cartoons we used to watch, where he says:

“Th-th-th-th-th=that’s ALL folks!”

When all is said and done, I’m actually quite pleased.

One good hit heals ten misses

Great minds discuss ideas; Average minds discuss events; Small minds discuss people.

(I’m sorry about the extra 2 words, but can we agree that the words “discuss” and “minds” only count once ? ;-)

It’s a quote by Eleanor Roosevelt by the way, and I love her quote. It really has a lot to do with my life. There’s nothing more rewarding than exploring ideas.

Don’t know where I’m going, I’ll know when I arrive.

i took the scenic route.

“Life moves pretty fast. You don’t stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.”

- Ferris Bueller

Ferris ditched so much school that he never learned to count properly, hence the 18 word sentence that was only supposed to be 10 words or less. He sends his apologies.