Do you think anyone has ever masturbated while thinking of you?

Like – literally?

not to my knowledge.

thinking about me? Absolutely.

You mean besides myself?

damn epony you beat me…...

aww fuck that doesnt sound right….

I know for a fact yes.

Yeah my dog!! What a mess.

This happens more often than i’d like to admit
in fact.. there are 3 people doing it now…. you know who you are.
please no pics this time… and stay off the carpet

What a strange question to ask, I reckon this will get the biggest response ever!!! haha

They claim to have. They better have!

i fantasize about JP on a regular basis
oh yea, let me unwrap that burrito….

<——Subject of many fantasies

Just to say I don’t think anyone has.

No.

Geez, I hope so. How disappointing if noone ever had!

@Myndecho
Is fap British slang for jerking off?

Yes they do… It’s akward the first time some one told
Me but after people keep telling you you get used to it

Ahahha @Deathcabforhottie. You some kind of celebrity?

Yes. I also know it for a fact.

@SeventhSense
It’s the vernacular on the internet, I personally don’t like using it.

Yes but is it British?

@avion oh sort of it’s a
Joke about the time someone was caught Masturbating in
A school bathroom, because they shouted my name. It was hilarious because I
Didn’t know till later that day ad people kept coming
Up to me and saying that they masturbate while thinking about me.

I know for a fact at least one person has, and I could count off five others who might have. I could also name a small number of people I know who I’ve fantasized about.

Haha, I don’t think…I’m sure of it.

In most cases, I’d rather not think about it…......

I think so, at least a few people. If not then I’d be disappointed. Please let there be someone out there that has….!

I’m sure it’s happened to everybody at some point.

Are you making for a request? :)

God, I hope so…

It strange that so many people said they would be disappointing if it hasn’t happened.

Yep. I don’t mind. It’s a little creepy if they expect you to say thank you though.

@elijahsuicide in…that….case…cheers!!!!1!

@eponymoushipster carry on, my friend.

I am right now.

@elijahsuicide ooooohh oooooooohhhhh oooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh ELIJAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@Dr_C That’s right, baby. Say my name.

eek!

Wow, this is getting pretty serious…I hope you guys enjoy the clean-up!

@elijahsuicide, I try but every time I get to the “suicide” part it ruins the mood.

skeet skeet skeet!

woah, i walked in on something i shouldn’t have

Yes, I know of people who have. Who could help themself? lol

@casheroo wubba wubba wubba!

fine i’ll remove it. baby.

@casheroo wow.

@eponymoushipster :(

@eponymoushipster What is both on topic and would salve the hurt inflicted by @casheroo?

>:)

@casheroo , how come you never remove anything for ME?? And I’m willing to PAY!!

@Mr_M: I can’t speak for casheroo, but I think that smirk in your avatar might have something to do with it. LOL

@Mr_M Have I ever offended you? Wait, let me post this, I’ll remove it, and you can paypal me $20.

That’s all you removed? I thought it was something better,

@casheroo huh?

Not to my knowledge, but I don’t think I would mind if they did. That would be pretty flattering…lol

@Dansedescygnes
Roses are red
Violets are blue
your as sweet as a petal
Now I’ve cum over you

Dom’s mind What a beautiful poem and I’m flattered

@Myndecho

lol…graphic…! :P

@Dansedescygnes
Joke of course, I don’t write poems :D

:P Someone upvoted this.

@Dansedescygnes the look on your avatar’s face works so well for this thread. It’s priceless!

@eambos

haha…I love this photo of me. It’s a professional studio photo too. :)

haha yeah and theyve told me

Of course they have. Who could resist all this…lol.

@3or4monsters hee hee

I guess so. Maybe. =\

Now here’s what I think the real question is: who hasn’t masturbated while thinking about me?

@Deathcabforhottie me. i just picture puppies being chopped in a machine. it makes me cry, and i use the tears for lubricant.

@eponymoushipster add my tears of laughter.

@Likeradar kinky. me likey.

Don’t lie it’s ok. Everyone has there fantasy about me, I respect that. And a word of advice just admit it.

@Deathcabforhottie ^ ^

I officially know of one Flutherite who has. Fantastic.

Who? Was it me?

@asmonet that was supposed to be our secret! fuck…

Yes, they personally told me.

@asmo make that two :P

I lurved all over this thread… :)

@aviona I’m sure people have pancaked all over this thread.

I don’t know if I’m supposed to be freaked out or turned on…

Turned on.