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Hair grows profusely everywhere on my body except for my head,why is this?

Asked by TROLL (378points) May 12th, 2009

At 40ish it’s like i have a mohair sweater on under my shirt,fur balls in my ears and a wire brush growing out of my nose.
Any ideas as to why the accelerated grow is not exactly happening where it’s wanted.

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spresto's avatar

Well dude, you are a troll. LMAO!!!!!!

Don’t feel bad though. All men will suffer the trolling.

BadPaws's avatar

…maybe its got something to do with gravity…lol :)

jbfletcherfan's avatar

Is someone rubbing the hair off of your head? Maybe you need a little rubbing elsewhere! LOLLLL

Darwin's avatar

Too much testosterone.

bythebay's avatar

Cosmic Irony

TaoSan's avatar

oh the profoundness, lol. Just another bitchslap the universe hands out like candy…

spresto's avatar

I agree. Prepare thyself for an earth shattering bitchslap.

TROLL's avatar

i also agree,slap my bitch up!

jbfletcherfan's avatar

There IS Rogaine….......

TROLL's avatar

Ha ha ha ha ha maybe i should pluck!your bushy ass!

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@TROLL Who are you talking to there??? Listen, you pink-assed jellyfish! Are you forgetting who you’re dealing with here? These teeth will get your attention if they sink into just the right body part!!!

TROLL's avatar

White flag! white flag! you overgrown Gerbil!!!@flet

jbfletcherfan's avatar

@TROLL Okay, you’re forgiven. But just watch where you THINK you’re going to pluck next time! Believe me, confrontations with me can get very ugly! I sharpen my teeth on nuts, remember???

TROLL's avatar

Mmmmmh yes !like razorblades

jbfletcherfan's avatar

Aww, I’ll file them down if needed.

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