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What is the best way to attract the opposite sex?

Asked by TheTips2 (61points) May 25th, 2009

I’m a man looking for the best way to attract a women. Don’t worry I’m not having any problems, I just want to know the best and easiest way to attract them.

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eponymoushipster's avatar

i find whacking them over the head with a large stick, and then dragging them back to my cave works wonders.

or give her $500 for the “complete package”.

dannyc's avatar

Pretend to be gay, they will love you.

whatthefluther's avatar

Flash copious amounts of cash everywhere…if you don’t get mugged, you should find a rather large group of the opposite sex competing for your attention (not that there is any quality people in this cast of characters, but you didn’t specify same)...wtf

Aethelwine's avatar

Pay attention to them.

eponymoushipster's avatar

i find having a huge unit really helps. my apartment is huge.

DesireeCassandra's avatar

Depends on the type of girl you want to attract.

eponymoushipster's avatar

If you’re a collar-poppin’, sideways baseball cap wearin’ hollister “dude” – try getting one liquored up, then dry humping her in the back of your Z. i hear that’s a popular approach. Just don’t spray any Axe in her eyes.

FreddieMack's avatar

Make them laugh.

wundayatta's avatar

@eponymoushipster I had a friend with a Z. Well, not a friend, a colleague. Anyway, he told us that he’d drive down South Street in his Z and the chicks would come flocking, asking for rides.

It was kind of ironic that when he decided he wanted to settle down with one woman, he had a hell of a time. The relationship thing seemed to baffle him. He was always asking for advice. I think he eventually did get married and has kids, but if so, I’m sure the Z has long since bit the dust.

archer's avatar

don’t ask for or take any advice. (too late on the ask part)
seriously, be yourself. you have all the answers you need to attract the right woman for you—not for me—not for anyone else responding here—for you. have confidence in the best of yourself and strut it.

Grisaille's avatar

It seems as though @eponymoushipster is on a roll.

Just follow what he says, he’s a wise man.

peedub's avatar

Mink oil. Rub yourself down with mink oil. You’ll smell like a glazed doughnut and send off ‘hey, I’d like to be eaten’ messages.

archer's avatar

mink oil? that sounds like an expensive and nasty tasting doughnut

Likeradar's avatar

Be yourself. Or at least be the funniest, kindest, smartest, most considerate and interesting version of yourself.

Bluefreedom's avatar

Just be yourself, be honest and sincere, and take your time in finding the person that is going to be the best and most compatible for you.

FukYou's avatar

@eponymoushipster side-ways baseball cap warein is ghetto
Collar poppin + hollister dude is some gay preppy kid.

I don’t think that mixes.

Anyone could have a Z though. All for bringin her to the Z. Tuff!!!

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

Look them in the eyes and smile so they have no doubt you like what you see.

Tink's avatar

Yeah just drop smiles at them and don’t act like a player

Judi's avatar

Have fun, be fun, be kind, be genuine.

Tobotron's avatar

Move abroad where you will instantly become something rare and therefore sought after and all you will need to do is say ‘hi’ and girls will swarm for you…believe me it is 100% guaranteed especially when your in continental Europe.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@FukYou ah yes, tis ghetto but ohsopopular. i reckon this young man has it down. “bring her to the Z” indeed. <commences slow clap>

dynamicduo's avatar

The #1 way is to be yourself. Women appreciate honesty and sincerity.

pikipupiba's avatar

Let your disco stick hang out!
(only if its big-they like ‘em big)
(or if its small-they’ll think it’s cute)

gailcalled's avatar

Buy a puppy; put it in the passenger seat of your cat; choose a warm day; keep your windows partially open. Drive in an area with many traffic lights. Go below the speed limit.

(Idea stolen from Car Talk.)

Judi's avatar

@gailcalled ; I wonder what would happen with a puppy and the pasanger seat of a CAT?

gailcalled's avatar

Oops. You see where my preoccupation lies. Thanks for noticing.

CMaz's avatar

Do nothing, work hard. Become rich. You will have more then you willl know what to do with.

chyna's avatar

The “be yourself” advice is good, if you’re not a jerk. If you are, be someone else.

Blondesjon's avatar

Pay them.

we all do, in one way or another

Aethelwine's avatar

@Blondesjon We both had the word “pay” in our posts. What’s up with that? You look good in that hat by the way. ;)

chyna's avatar

@jonsblond You two are on the same wavelength, in differernt ways.

Aethelwine's avatar

@chyna You are right! I am a lucky gal.

chyna's avatar

@blondsjon Your hat strategically dipped below one eye Your scarf it was apricot…

noelasun's avatar

Live a full life. A person is always a lot more attractive when they have lots of things they are excited about happening in their life. (not in an overwhelming way)

DarkScribe's avatar

You could always try “Animal magnetism”. See here
Lots of people claim to have that sort of attraction.

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