Have you ever had success with a cheesy pick up line? If so, explain level of awesomeness.

I don’t have a library card, but do you mind if I check you out.

slap.

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

Slap!

You like you fell out of the gorgeous tree… and hit every branch on the way down.

SLAP!!!

My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.

SLAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

Do these ever work????