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What is cyber-sex? ( I know, I need to get out more )

Asked by Mr_Callahan (806points) June 9th, 2009

Is it like phone sex, but with a mouse?

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Jude's avatar

my head hurts

Dog's avatar

Check the archives.:)

@petethepothead -Brilliant!

arnbev959's avatar

(You get out plenty. It’s the people who don’t get out enough that would know what cyber-sex is.)

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Good point Pete.

Midnight_Blue's avatar

It is when you need another person’s help to masturbate.

eponymoushipster's avatar

stick your weiner in the ethernet socket, and pump until the computer gives you a BSOD.

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Whats a BSOD? See whatImean?

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Talk to me Midnight Blue, I need to know what IT is in case I find myself in that situation.

Dog's avatar

@eponymoushipster You have been waiting for this question to come up haven’t you? ;)

Ivan's avatar

It’s like phone sex except instead of talking over the phone, you communicate via chat. I guess if you were going to do it today, you would use skype or something.

BSOD = Blue Screen of Death.

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Mr_Callahan Blue Screen of Death.

@Dog heh.

and skype is perfect for this sort of this. i hear.

DeanV's avatar

I reccomend if you wish to learn anything about it you don’t listen to @eponymoushipster.

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Thanks ivan, I feel like such a virgin,,,wait that just gave me a rise. Are WE having unintended cyber-sex?

Ivan's avatar

Urban Dictionary is the source of everything you need.

Unintended cyber sex? Maybe it’s unintended for you.

Actually, that would be cyber rape… :S

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Now may I ask, what the heck is Blue Screen of Death? Is that like ” ultimate cyber-sex ”?

DeanV's avatar

@eponymoushipster: Did I offend the monkey?

DeanV's avatar

The BSOD haunts your dreams.

Ivan's avatar

The Blue Screen of Death is the error message that occurs when Windows crashes fatally. As seen here.

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Thanks Ivan, I knew when I woke up this morning that today i would learn something new.

arnbev959's avatar

Hello, Sweethearts. What do you all look like?

Ivan's avatar

@petethepothead 16/f/cali lesbian

Ivan's avatar

Example of cyber sex: NSFW

arnbev959's avatar

Fluther orgy > Cyber sex

Mr_Callahan's avatar

I didn’t mean to rape anybody with my unintended and uncontrolled cyber-sexuality.

DeanV's avatar

Well…To put it one way you’ve gone a long way from “Is it like phone sex with a mouse?” to apologizing for rape…

Thizdude's avatar

cyber-sex is basically just having sex with text or words via the internet

Mr_Callahan's avatar

I’m a quick study, maybe I will practice tonight with this cyber-chick i know. hmmmmmm, I smell mischief. Thank’s for encouraging me Y’ALL.

charliecompany34's avatar

uninhibited uninterrupted fantasy in the seat of your chair in the monitor glow of the night with fast wanton keystroke and a slow hand. click, mouse, write. write, mouse click.

Kayak8's avatar

@charliecompany34 And a flatout keyboard mess . . .

shadling21's avatar

@Ivan Haha! That’s great…
Another example of a funny cyberchat session: (NSFW)

I like the BSOD comparison. An orgasm is sometimes called a “little death”, so it’s very appropriate.

alive's avatar

AND!!! it can also include a web cam!

but i think that might just be the next level of internet sex known as, well you guessed it, “web-cam sex”!

Simone_De_Beauvoir's avatar

Ivan is indeed a 16 year old lesbian

Ivan's avatar


Everyone on the Internet is a 16 year old lesbian.

This is an AOL chat from 1999, right?

eponymoushipster's avatar

if it gets me anywhere, i can pretend to be a 16yr old lesbian too. i’m sure we’d have several things in common…

aprilsimnel's avatar

@shadling21 – That was f’n hilarious. “Wizard hat”! Bwahahahahaha!

Bagardbilla's avatar

I’m with aprilsimnel! I’ve never experienced cyber-sex, but if what you posted is even a remote reprisentation of what happens… man I’d have pecker caught in my zipper from laughing on the floor! That was too f#€¥ing hilarious!!!!!
I have a stomach ache!
That made my night, I’m off to bed now.

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

*How married people cheat in the 21st century
*How couples in long distance relationships stay sane while raging with unrealized passions
*How singles have safe sex without engaging physical partners

People exchange intimate chats and emails, text messages, text pictures, webcam. It usually starts with, “what are you doing- I really miss you- what are you wearing to sleep tonight- I just had a few drinks and am laying down…” uh huh

eponymoushipster's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence so, uhm, what are you, uh, wearing to bed tonight? im uh having an uhm drink right now and uhm…

hungryhungryhortence's avatar

@eponymoushipster: was that you texting me while my server was down? oops. Tonight it’s my Dora The Explorer babydoll shortie set

eponymoushipster's avatar

@hungryhungryhortence <jaw drops>. uhm….i’m on uhm facebook….

Odoylerules's avatar

I am so glad someone brought in BloodNinja to the conversation…mandatory read when understanding (how not to) cyber sex. That guy was an absolute evil genius and my hero forever! ; ) whoever he is
Make sure you catch this one too… cyber
I wouldn’t be surprised if “Wellhung” ended up being the same guy as BloodNinja.

AnnieOakley's avatar

Wow – go to work for 12 or 15 hours and you miss all the Fluther fun!

Lupin's avatar

According to Heloise, a warm, moist cloth will remove K-Y Jelly from a TrackPoint mouse.

Kayak8's avatar

@eponymoushipster Having trouble reconciling “jaw drop” comment to your apparent Jacob Marley headwear.

Mr_Callahan's avatar

Who said life was boring, there may be something to this cyber-sex thing worth exploring? ( whippin out my pistola with grin on face )

Kayak8's avatar

@eponymoushipster Yep . . . . can’t drop a jaw with that headwear

eponymoushipster's avatar

@Kayak8 it’s suprisingly comfortable, even in the vast, cold expanse of space.

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