Eponymoushipster is finally at 10K! Who will join me in celebration?

The dude who brings the funny. Congrats on your 10k!!

Much lurve for a funny, funny monkey!

So the monkey did make it. Congrats. You’re one of the funniest people on here.

Good thing Allie is on the 101. She hates these.

edit :: and congrats..

If I knew how to pronounce your name I could say it even better, but none the less, congratulations to you! I loved your baby picture a while back and now here you are at
10grand, what a guy!

WOOHOO! If he got a single lurve point for every time I spelled his name wrong, he would have already been there!

Way to go, you sexy beast. ;~)

Oh shit.. Allie just got home.

Yeah, not a fan of these, but congrats Bucky.

Congratulations, your posts are appreciated.

Way to go! Let’s give him a party like we had in elementary school! Where is the piniata? Let’s all spank the Monkey!

Wait- that doesn’t sound right.

I want to help spank the monkey, please!!!!

Celllllebration.

Geez! Enough already. We have too many people in the 10k club as it is.

J/k of course. Congrats and
welcome. Come on in and feel the lurve.

I would say that his rise has been meteoric, but I’ve never really understood that metaphor. I mean, meteors fall down, don’t they? So, I’ll just say, good work!

@all Don’t you know you’ve got to Shock the Monkey?

Woo Hoo, the sexy monkey made it. Congrats!

Congrats eponymousehipster! , no, I mean, eponimoushippy no, wait, I’ll get it, eponymoushipster!
You’re always dressed for success!

Congrats to the sexy monkey! Welcome to the dark side. :D

AH HA! The man in the monkey suit, rising to the top! Congrats, my friend.

Very excellent, Dude . . .

Holy rusted sheet metal, Batman! He did it! The fucking hipster gone and done it!

@Randy- Thats a suit?

Congratulations Cheetah. Well done.

@AstroChuck Hair suit.

Maybe

Hooray! Now you’re an elder to be respected by all.

just noticed that there’s a good bunch of flutherites on the 10k horizon.

Okokok.

Thank you very much everyone for the congratulations, best wishes and absolutely accurate comments on my incredible sexiness.

this is me right now

(not a suit)

on to 20k!

@eponymoushipster I’m pretty sure a video of you doing a celebratory dance is in order.

Wow, the monkey man made the list. Congrats big fella! I’ll never look at a banana the same way again.

@essieness I wouldn’t mind seeing that…

Congratulations to you, funny man! Thanks for all the laughs from your witty answers and comments each day. =)

@jmah Chant?

twitter followers are in for a treat. can’t say when…

@eponymoushipster do eeet.

@eponymoushipster Oh god oh god oh god.

Congratulations, you irresistible little monkey. You deserve it.

@essieness is it the chance to see me make an ass of myself, or my incredible sexy coming through your interwebz?

@eponymoushipster Incredible sexy. Fo sho.

Congrats to the one whose name is synonymous with cool. Happy 10,000 funky monkey.

@eponymoushipster A little bit of both. But mostly the second part. (;

well, twitter fans, check yo’ self.

@eponymoushipster That was greatness. Too bad the collective is missing out.

@essieness you do it, and i’ll kill you. there’re only so many outbacks in your part of texas. it’s only a matter of time.

@eponymoushipster Duly noted.

@eponymoushipster ‘twas dead sexy..

Congratulations! Here’s a present for you.

@essieness i still lurve ya, though! ;)

@jmah i’m honored coming from you!

@jonsblond i dated her in high school. easy lay.

@eponymoushipster Accept my Twitter request. You’re following me. :K

I can’t find you in Twitter, are you still eponymoushipster???

@mangeons done.

@rooeytoo eponymoushipstr

@eponymoushipster…wow.

Way to go, Monkeyman!

@mangeons ??

@eponymoushipster – gotcha!

@eponymoushipster That was referring to the Twitter surprise. xD

Hey! To one of the funniest guys on this site! WAY TO GO!!!

George Taylor: “A planet where apes evolved from men? There’s got to be an answer.”

eponymoushipster: “It’s ‘cuz I’m sexy. Feel the lurve!”

Congratulations you damned, dirty ape!!

No offense to anyone, but I’m seriously wondering why this hasn’t been modded…

Woot woot!!!!!!! Hip hip Horray!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@boots Every party has a pooper… that’s why we invited you ;)

@boots: I noticed in your profile that one of your Fields of Expertise was “idiocy”...

@boots because…..IT’S A CELEBRATION, BITCHES!

Congratulations Bucky my man…You finally made it! thanx for the good times and music. Keep bringing the lolz.

@cprevite because I know it when I see it.

just saying…

Congratulations!!
I think the monkey in the avatar is too cute

much lurve! congrats!

twitter? what the hell is that? i love my “collective” buddies…

@charliecompany34 just extra helping of sexy monkey, for the pure of heart.

Hurray, hurray, hurray, @epony! Your comments keep things lively. Look what I’ve got for you.

@Jeruba i hope it’s banana flavored!

Everyone saying “you finally made it!” is cracking me up! “You finally made it” should be reserved for Ben and Andrew.

Congrats again monkey! :D

Congratulations to the best dressed monkey in all of Florida!

@Jeruba That is way cute.

Hey Sherry….take five…that damn monkey did it…10K lurve! I have an idea on how we can celebrate….got a bottle of my man’s mojo right here. Congrats monkey man!

YOU MEAN…. That Damn Sexy Monkey! Don’t you?

Congratulations You Damn Sexy Monkey, U!

Congratulations.
I thought I noticed a new air of sophistication and swagger in that step.
Spank the monkey…I mean, have a drink on me

Hey @SuperMouse, FLORIDA? Hey he told me he was in philly. Hmmmmmm…

@sccrowell He is in Philly. He stalks me.

@casheroo i do not!

@sccrowell @SuperMouse i used to live in Florida. i moved back to Philly in March.

<——Putting on my best monkey suit for the ocassion.

Wooooo congrats to the perv of eponymoushipster jk

Congrats to you!

Congratulations to everyone’s favorite Monkey Pornstar!!!

sorry I missed it. :(

@Likeradar don’t sweat it!

How long ago did it finish?

@Tink1113 did what finish?

Congrats to the damned sexiest monkey I know!! way to go, epony!

Yay!! Has anyone taught you the secret handshake yet?

@eponymoushipster – The big fiesta

@Tink1113 it goes on forever.

@eponymoushipster, Bonzo!

I’m still trying to find the dance on twitter?????

@rooeytoo scroll down to like, i forget when – like 2 hrs ago. when you added me, it should add my past stuff to your timeline.

Oh wait! Is @eponymoushipster showing his home movies? Yessssss!
My fav is the one from his days at Chippendales!

Running to get popcorn and beer.

@boots The question hasn’t been modded because the founders said that congratulatory questions are allowed so long as the main page isn’t full of them.

Bucky, I really think your video is fluther-worthy. Would I lie to you?

If it is the bedroom one I agree!

@Dog you seriously want to see me au natural don’t you?!

@Likeradar hahaha…no.

Hey monkey man…I don’t have a twitter account! Now put up or shut up! Big tease

@whatthefluther you first.

@whatthefluther ; aren’t you supposed to be on a honeymoon or something???

@Judi i think he needs some monkey-style aphrodisiac…

@eponymoushipster It can’t be helped- it is your primate magnetism shining through. Could be just a monkey thing though. But I have to warn you- if you start throwing crap around I am outta here.

@Dog you mean you’ll scatter? lol

Guess what else? This post has reached the .100k mark!

d00d! 10K! Do you want to go on holiday?

@Judi….I promised to let you guys join in on the honeymoon….I’m a promise-keeper and a sharer. And, I kinda like the damn monkey, in a strange sorta way.

@aprilsimnel I lurve you! :D I love the monkey pulling the other off the drink.

@aprilsimnel….That is too funny. I loved the little guy that got his head stuck in the plastic cup. Hey, eh…were you raised on that island?

@aprilsimnel that’s not funny. that’s my uncle, Mr. Bubbles. he has a problem. it’s a disease.~

@whatthefluther aww…back at ‘cha, big guy! <single tear>

@eponymoushipster – I just found the movie, that is too funny, especially the note! What a madcap fella you are.

And I really lurve and completely agree with the tweet about the penis who can type!

Oh look at your cute little picture! You’ve got wings, a martini and a Fez. Kudos for the Fez. Lurve for the epony in a Fez :D

You know, the 10K celebration, @eponymoushipster, is the real reason why Blur got back together. Alex told me himself. You know. Afterwards.

Well I wouldn’t want to be out of the party so Congrats to eponymoushipster!!! (I hope to be in that club in 1–2 years lol!!!)

@aprilsimnel Did they decide it’s worth getting back together if they could have that ass-shakin’ monkey as a background dancer on tour?

sorry I’m late but
woooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooo
well donnnnne
and thanks for not being a pedophile, and promising not to rape me.
we will have a celebratory party when I make it over there… though you will probably be up to 50000 by that time :P

@aprilsimnel Damon Albarn told me i was the inspiration behind Gorillaz.
@Likeradar damn, skippy!
@shubbery uhm. uhh. <hides>

@Likeradar – And better than that ponce Bez by orders of magnitude!

Yowza!!!!!! Way to go, my friend. Celebrate…celebrate… dance to the music! :-)

@aprilsimnel At the end… when they’re piss drunk and rolling around… CLASSIC.

Congrats!
Watch out for the tigers

Way to go creepy monkey man!

@fireside it’s usually the cougars i’ve got to keep an eye on.

@fireside ; THATS SO FUNNY!!!!!

Hey eh….soused simians and tiger taunters, huh? That is quite a family you have there.

@fireside: Damn monkey just loves teasing the pussy..

“cats” that is

I say…I say, son

Replace the Tigers with Trolls and you have our own Bucky!

@epony, congrats, muchacho!

Now, what’re you gonna do to get on this list?

@robmandu
+10 Much lurve. And to get me to stay on a site like that for 20 minutes is quite an accomplishment. Like a train wreck with bleeding bodies scattered all over the tracks that you can’t look away from. Tiger Girl and Zebra boy is better than any American Idol flop. Brilliant.

@robmandu who says i’m not already?

@eponymoushipster – Looks like you need to invest in a good bra.

@aprilsimnel “bro”

Ah, right.

@eponymoushipster
It was a great party dude, but I’ve gotta crash…peace

Congratulations Bucky!!!!!!!!!!!! I missed this thread but luckily @augustlan set me straight.

Congratulations! Here’s a sexy monkey for a sexy monkey! http://www.123arab.net/Funny_Picture/images/monkey1.gif

@elijah that’s my long lost sister, Edwina!! where’d you find her? gosh, she hasn’t changed a bit in over 20 years…

There is a strong family resemblance, you’re both pretty cute!!!

@rooeytoo Correction: They’re both fabulously good looking.

@mangeons – well that might me a little over the top…..........
But what the hell, okay FABULOUSLY GOOD LOOKING.

@rooeytoo You know I’m right. ; )

@mangeons thanks for supporting the cause.

Hey my favorite monkey man….how come you didn’t tell me you had a fabulously good looking sister before I got married? I guess she was missing, huh? Well, I have to say….like you, she is one damn sexy monkey! Hey, did you notice that your 10K lurve celebration has gone on nearly a week? I don’t recall seeing anyone else’s celebration do that. Just shows what a special monkey you are, and how much everyone here likes and respects you (and, you are even funny once in awhile). Fluther on, monkey man! See ya around…wtf

respect? what is this word respect? lol

well @whatthefluther, i would have told you, but the mating between monkeys and flying horses is less than ideal.

and you know what they say…the longer the party, the bigger the…
banana.

Monkey + flying horse= bad!
Haven’t you seen the Wizard of Oz?

You guys are right…one should not monkey around with someone hung like…never mind.

@elijah yep. that’s exactly it.

@whatthefluther unicorn?

woooooooo! just about all 10k worth of @eponymoushipster‘s questions/answers have proven to be nothing short of awesome.

Congrats!

I love answering old questions ;) And I love the fact that he’s up to 15000 lurve now.

@toomuchcoffee911 Lurve for being the latest to officially revive a party!

Here is to 15k!!!!! WAY TO GO BUCKY!!!!

Party?! The monkey man is always good for a laugh and good times, and I believer he’s approaching 16K. Good you got here before me @Dog…I know there are refreshments! Party on! See ya…..Gary/wtf

thanks for the continuing good will guys. and, @whatthefluther, im glad to see you on here, pal. :)