What's the most out-of-character, outrageous job you've ever wanted but can't have?

football player
kindergarten cop er teacher
astronaut
housewife

airline pilot
wanted to work with Hubble
circus performer

Fighter pilot
Rodeo clown
Train engineer
Flamenco dancer
Bullfighter
Gynecologist
Billy Mays Pitchman
Numismatist

I’ve always wanted to be a train engineer.

I wanted to work in the Alaskan seasonal crab business. Probably couldn’t handle being on a boat like that, but something involving it.

Premiere Danseur
Freight Dog (freight pilot)
Secret Agent (like in Chuck)

Inventor
Engineer
Polotician

Turkey inseminator or Forune Cookie Writer

@AstroChuck – Your cookies would sell like hotcakes and I don’t mean by the stack. I always thought funny fortune cookies rocked. You would be great at it.

Casino bunny girl

A couple of you reminded me of 2 things…growler reminded me I wanted to be a spy & Bluefreedom reminded of a train engineer!

Scientist
Stunt driver (seriously, I would love this job)

Stunt driver, mortician, and perhaps a semen collector at a horse farm. okay, that last one was just a joke, to give you a very disturbing mental image, but the other two are legit.

Cartoon voice overs
Profiler for the FBI’s Behavioral Science Unit

@MindStudy – Welcome MindStudy! and nice choices!

edit: fortune cookie

gigolo
no, wait.

Harem keeper. Then I get to choose.

@daloon- Isn’t the harem keeper usually a eunach?

@AstroChuck It doesn’t really matter to me. In matters of reproduction, I am a eunuch.

However, in this matter, I was thinking of the harem keeper as the harem master. I have now reopened the application process for those who wish to apply. ;-) Don’t worry. Pregnancy is not an option.

Oh, yeah.
edit: eunuch :)

@AstroChuck That’s one reason I like Mozilla and Google Chrome—they both have spell checkers. You use iPhone, right? Does iPhone have a spell checking app yet?

@daloon- The iPhone checks and “corrects” as you go, sometime giving you a word you hadn’t intended. The problem with the spellchecking is that it’s inconsistent and doesn’t always correct. That’s no excuse, though. I should have known to spell eunuch correctly as I pretty much lost my balls to the ex-wife.

@AstroChuck I admire your efforts, but if iPhone doesn’t know how to spell eunuch, then I think a suit against Apple is in order!

I would love to be a high fashion model but I am only 5’0 so that’s way out of the question.