What would you say to or ask of the Pope upon meeting him?

Was that smoke the previous Pope being cremated?

What’s really under that hat?

“Hi”

Do you mind if I call you Mr Ratzinger?

Did the knowledge you gained as you rose in rank break your heart or shake your faith?

@Phobia: GA

“What’s your opinion of The Da Vinci Code?”

I think the current Pope is reprehensible, and if I were to meet him, I would not acknowledge his existence.

Show me all Vatican archives and compare it to Bible to see if Peter really died in Rome / Became 1st Pope, cuz the Holy Bible doesn’t mention Peter as a Pope at all nor his death @ Rome and if your archives even say otherwise I still take Bible over your archives.

Does our present pope even speak English?

“Wie geht’s?”

Reprehensible? I love a Pope that when interviewed says he loves his Hefeweisen.

“You know you look rather a lot like Emperor Palpatine. Have you seen those Pope Palpatine pictures from the Internet? Did you, like, send them to your friends for laughs?”

Do you know where the nearest Starbucks is?

When will the Catholic Church stop humiliating women and allow them to become priests, bishops and Popes?

“Hi. Do you realize your hat makes you look like a dickhead?”

Where does one get red loafers exactly?

“Hi! If This is what is called, “living in poverty” I’d like to be broke.”