Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?

Ben stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Who me?

Yes you!

Couldn’t be!

Then who?

VoodooLogic stole the cookie from the cookie jar.

Who me?

<——confused

Yes you!

Couldn’t be!

Then who?

Kelly stole the cookie from the cookie jar!

My little cousin. He got in trouble for it too.

I was guessing that the song was invented to teach my little sister to tattletale on me.

I bet it was Gail’s mice… they got tired of eating garage plastic and automotive parts

Since you, jgoose, were thoughtful enough to bring the subject up again, I have captured three (not blind) mice in my little Havahart. They have all been assigned to the Witness Protection Program…. this was after I killed one, but my sister said that it was bad karma and would redound on me…So instead I drop them off in the driveway of some very inconsiderate neighbors. That seems fair..I could have FedExed them to Kevbo, also.

.And The Wheels of the Bus Still Go Round and Round.

Yes, and I would have taken them to the nearest airport, reported a suspicious package and we’d be all set for a bomb disposal.