What would you do in this situation?

Ask the roommate to replace them.

Karate Chop!

I’d hit up that roommate for some money to pay for the corn dogs s/he ate.

As the saying was in my parents’ generation: “Ass, cash or gas; no one rides for free!”

I’ll second what @PerryDolia said and add never letting them have anything of yours again.

Why is being 17, handsome and Asian relevant?

If the handsome Asian kid was looking for a snack after the huge party, piggy roommate needs to go find and pay for a suitable one even if it is the middle of the night. Of course, all corn dogs must also be replaced with same or better quality corn dogs.

Never leave unattended corn dogs with roommate again.

@gailcalled It’s not for me, I’m trying to help a brother out

It is still irrelevant information.

Oh, the handsome one is the one who lost the corn dogs. Hmm.
Well if he was an ugly kid that lost the dogs, no biggie. But since he is handsome, he should make the other kid pay.

Why would you leave the dogs in the first place? Maybe knowing the “pig” was gonna eat them all, couldn’t you have taken some caution?
Well I would tell him, no laugh at him that he gain all those calories from eating the freaken corn dogs, or you know, just make him buy you 2 more.

I’m worried about the piggy roommate. Most corn dogs packages come in at least a 6 count. How many corn dogs did the roommate consume? He may have a tape worm.

@Tink1113 Dude, they were in the fridge, it’s not like my homie can afford a bank safe.
@gailcalled I was trying to establish some background information so you can see his POV

I need more details/feelings, please. :)

Why were these corn dogs so special to you?

@cyndihugs For the last time, it’s. NOT. ME. He can’t cook, so he just buys corndogs and cup noodles.

Well, sorry :P
I still don’t get how being handsome can change the way you feel about these so said “corndogs”

@teh_kvlt_liberal again…what’s so special about the corn-dogs…I can’t cook for shizz…
Now. I. Am. Hungry!

Thank you to the ones who actually helped and gave advice

Ouch dude, that hurt ~

That leaves you out Tink :P

oh, hehe :)

You publicly admit to eating corn dogs?

@PandoraBoxx you like fishsticks?

omg are you gonna start that, you like fishsticks in your mouth stuff??

I’d advise talking about it and stating your displeasure over the corn dog larceny.

@The_Compassionate_Heretic Thank you, but again, it’s not me.

@The_Compassionate_Heretic Lurve for “corn dog larceny” phrase.’

@teh_kvlt_liberal Universal “you”, not the you “you”.

@The_Compassionate_Heretic Gotcha

@teh_kvlt_liberal, fishsticks? Never eat them.

I love fishsticks and corndogs! :)

Surely one cannot use “one” and “corndogs” in the same sentence; viz; ...“stating one’s displeasure over the corn dog larceny.” So, one has to go with “you.”

Sic my daughter on them! She loves handsome 17 year old asian kids with corndogs! Seriously, either pay you the money you paid for the corndogs or buy you some more!

Buy another one…this time, add some special ingredients and leave it somewhere like before. Extra points if you use asian ingredients.
May I suggest shrimp paste?

This question just made me laugh so much. I don’t even know why. x)

This thread already is pretty strange material to read (for me), but is getting even a bit surrealistic when you haven’t a clue what a corndog is…..

@rebbel You could always ask fluther…or wikipedia…google….
but just to be helpful, here
You should try one.

@derekpaperscissors That looks repulsive.. especially on an empty stomach, thanks! Seriously, do you pay for these or do cardiologist hand them out for free?

@rebbel haha, it looks even worse when some people drown it in mustard and ketchup.

@derekpaperscissors LMAO, but for a different reason.
I thought for a second I had come back to the “do you men shave down below” question.
Your response, related to that question, killed me.

You need to kick that corn-dog-stealing asshole in the balls!

If I had a box of corn dogs I wouldn’t let them out of my sight. THey are way too precious to risk it.