Do your nipples get hard when you sneeze?

No, mine don’t, but I have heard of that before.

waiting to sneeze

You can do it. I believe in you.

waiting for @sccrowell to sneeze

She can do it. I believe in her.

Wait, look into the bright light. Did you sneeze yet?

where’s the pepper when you need it?

Not the last time I checked. But, since you mentioned that yours do, that makes me want to experiment and see if mine will when I sneeze. I have to go sniff some pepper. I’ll be back in a little while.

Do I at least get a “Bless You” if I do it?

yes, yes you do. Bless you

Hello!

Instead of answering this question, I’m going to ask:

Why the heck are you touching yourself after sneezing?!

@grisaille, I hate to admit this, but I’m not sure… But, what I do know is that sneezing for a woman is like having a mini orgasm. That came from my OB/GYN. Because I sneezed a couple times and I guess I was smiling, he asked me about it. Alittle embarrassed, but I did answer him, said it felt good… He then explained what he meant. He also said, not all women did this. I teasingly asked if he had any pepper handy.

@jonsblond someone’s spidey senses are tingling.

@Saturated_Brain Let’s not get bogged down with specifics, here.

@sccrowell I think that’s for all of us, male and female. Apparently your mind blacks out much like when we have an orgasm.

Though sneezing is infinitely less satisfying. ‘specially if you accidentally shoot a snot rocket. Though that hasn’t happened since I was young.

@Grisaille What is it that you do with this super power of yours?

Inquiring teats want to know!

Just read this to my husband, now he wants me to sneeze.

Cut diamonds, impale small pieces of fruit to dip in fondue, nail shit to the walls

the usual

@cak DO IT.

C’mon, I can’t be the only one this happens to.

@Grisaille This is the one time I can’t sneeze!

You will be the first, second, third to know if they do, okay? ;~)

I bite my nails in anticipation.

Cant say they have.

I’m starting to think you’re all pullin’ my leg.

I’m going to have to engage Operation: Come To Your House, Tickle Your Nose with a Feather and Touch Your Nipples

I bet if you sneeze a few times your nipples could cut through glass!!

Fluther Fluther Fluther .. tsk tsk tsk… lol… it never ceases to amaze me that the intelligent, thoughtful, or mind altering questions get perhaps one GQ whilst anything about a nipple or a bum gets the full entree. xD

Oh.. no.. my nipples don’t.

I suggest you don’t look at my “schmoopiepapoopie” question, then.

i’ll ask my girlfriend.

I’m not sure, but I have a feeling that they do. I get kind of goose-bumpy when I sneeze, so it would make sense. I’ll try to remember to check next time and report back.

Sneezing doesn’t turn me on so no it doesn’t , and i never really felt my nipples during or right after a sneeze to find out .
New experiment everyone when you sneeze touch yourself and post back :)

I have a better one. Next time anybody sneezes around you, grab their nipples!

(Remember to keep accurate records).

oh, quagmire

People! Grisaille is NOT stupid!! Do you expect him to just believe what you’ll tell him? NO WAY. He needs PROOF.

So please! Take photographs and send them to ME. I’ll give them to him. Honest.

What the $#%^ IS that?

[mod says] I’m not entirely sure, but I think it was NSFW. Removed.

After some testing, ive come to the conclusion, that yes, my nipples do get hard when i sneeze.

Though its only the right one. The left has never been hard since i pierced it.

WE HAVE A WINNER

This is ridiculous. I’ve been trying to sneeze all day just to test this out, and everytime I almost sneeze, it just fades away.

@Saturated_Brain Did you look at a bright light or the sun while trying?

@brinibear No I didn’t. But it’s still weird. I’m usually able to give monster sneezes on a frequent basis. Why is it that now when I want one I can’t have one! * pouts *

Then again, I should probably be slightly disturbed at the fact that I want to sneeze so that I can feel my own nipples…

For crying out loud, I’ve been feeling my nipples randomly all day just to see whether they were soft or hard.. If anyone noticed I’d be mortified.

Try imagining the following conversation:
“Why the hell are you feeling your own nipples?!
“Uh… Well… I read on the net that if you sneeze your nipples may get hard. I’m just seeing whether mine are hard naturally”

Yeah.. Awkward…

Is was a dead pigs nipple

@uberbatman…Are you certain it was the sneezing? When I was younger, one of the pot scare warnings was that prolonged pot smoking would lead to enlarged male breasts. Perhaps they were just a bit off and it was really hardened nipples? Can you share anything in this regard? Actually, I’m hoping you’ll share some of your kick ass shit…now pass the pipe dammit See ya….Gary aka wtf

@sandystrachan, so you did a search on “pictures of dead pig’s nipples”? Or did you just take a photo of the one you have in your house?

@Quagmire I would love to say something funny , i can’t be bothered so i googles dead pigs nipples . Just for you

@whatthefluther nope, defintely the sneeze. I had a really bad allergy attack last night so much sneezing. I felt both pre-sneeze and post-sneeze. Soft and squishy before… Cut through glass after.

what you want some of this?

@uberbatman…..sweeeeeet! Thanks…...wtf.

@uberbatman, what kind of nipple piercing do you have anyway ? is it a little triforce ? a canabis leaf ? please enlighten us

@iwamoto ohhh mannnn id love a little triforce. Now, try not to get too turned on, but mine looks like this

I.. Still.. Can’t.. SNEEZE!
I’ve never wanted to sneeze so badly before..

Pity the motive had to be touching myself..

@uberbatman well, i tried….

….I have discovered that they do….

You know I have been sneezing a lot all day, and I can’t sneeze right now, so I am going to have to figure this out later. I’m going to look like a creep too when I sneeze and immediately touch myself…that sounded wrong…

No it doesn’t. I do it all the time! Makes a “God Bless You” REALLY out of place!

I finally did it! I finally did it! And the results?

My right nipple gets harder than my left one.

Now somebody kill me for admitting the most embarrassing thing in the world please.

@Saturated_Brain I am right there with you. And yes, they do!

:D

Also, as an aside, when I was on line for the Nine Inch Nails concert, I asked the folks around me the same question.

I made a bunch of new friends that day.

@Grisaille….Are they the touchy feely kind of friends? Cuz that might not be too bad, especially if NIN fans!
See ya…Gary aka wtf

Oh, you bet. Honestly, Webster Hall got so hot (1498 people in a relatively small area – temperatures had to be <110 degrees), everyone was half naked, anyway. Lots of touchy feely, but in a good way.

Everyone loved it.

Reznor Rocks!!!

I love you, wtf.

Back at you, kid.

I keep on forgetting to check!!!

mine just did…. i never remember that for mb4 but it kinda freaked me out, idk why it did that, like i didnt have to feel to tell either i just felt them do it..crazy huh.

Mine do, bigtime, always have, and I do not have to touch myself to find that out… they tingle just in case I wasn’t already aware of them in a Pavlovian habitual way. Have to fold arms in public etc.