What do you think Jesus would have on His iPod?
Would it be a bunch of shitty Christian rock or maybe some Sinatra? Would he embrace the whole Hip-Hop thing or lean more toward the Metal? Sheryl Crow or The Black Crowes?
Help me out here Fluther so I can finally get some sleep.
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Even Jesus hates “Creed”.
By everything I’ve heard, Jesus sounds like a pretty mellow guy.
He’s probably got some Grateful Dead on the iPod.
he probably likes coldplay…...........................
He’d be listening to the Psalms of David set to music. Oh, and the Songs of Solomon.
The soundtrack to Jesus Christ Superstar.
Well, The Beatles of course. They are bigger than Jesus.
He’d probably like a lot of the religious classical music. I’m sure the pieces that were designed specifically to praise Jesus he wouldn’t pass up.
Hellhammer-Satanic rites
Burzum-Aske
Gorgoroth-Pentagram
Dimmu Borgir-Stormblast
Batlord-The Return…
Gospel, Blues, Classical…
What if God Was One of Us Smoked Cannibis?
jesus would love flyleaf as much as i do
The Messiah, of course
Jesus, Take the Wheel
by Carrie Underwood
The Soundtrack to Godspell
(still holds up well after all these years)
And also Celtic Frost’s To Mega Therion. He’d love the cover
The Rainbow Connection
(as sung by Kermit the Frog)
Think about it. They do have a lot in common. Both are the ultimate in optimism !
“Someday we’ll find it. The Rainbow Connection. The lovers, the dreamers, and me”
Hurt. by Johnny Cash
(he can definitely identify)
Being Hispanic Jesus would have some proper rap on it , You did mean Jesus and not the mythocal being JEsus didn’t you ?
Obviously Deicide and Slayer
I Did it My Way
(sung by the Chairman of the Board, of course)
Anal Cunt or Cannibal Corpse .
I’m guessing a little Enigma Sadeness for his morning meditation and then onto his street mission with a little Rage against the Machine- Killing in the Name of
I think he would have spanish music, whatever that is. Like mariachi bands and stuff.
Black Sabbath and Jesus Jones.
That’s a question I find from many who don’t know / study the Word of God.
...God’s nature is HOLY , God doesn’t content in Nothing that’s foolish / unholy , unless the intent of someones music is true from heart of praise & worship, but that must be sincere SINCERE.
@seVen have fun listening to Kumbaya.
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Imagine; Give Peace a Chance; Revolution; Instant Karma; Strawberry Fields Forever; Come Together; Crippled Inside; All You Need Is Love; (Lenon)- What The World Needs Now Is Love; (Diana Ross)- Heal The World; We Are The World; Man In The Mirror; Earth Song; Will You Be There; You Are Not Alone; Cry; (Michael Jackson)- Halo; (beyonce)- What If God Was One Of Us?; (Joan Osborne) Exodus; Redemption Song; Get Up, Stand Up; One Love; Â (Bob Marley)- Fishin ForÂ
Religion; Washed Away; (Arrested Development)-
@seVen- Way to suck the fun out of this question.
Who is to say that a given kind of music isn’t from the heart, and genuine? Okay, so the Spice Girls were manufactured pop, but I bet a lot of rap, blues, country, and all kinds of other non-churchy music is still “sincere SINCERE”.
@Jenniehowell Yea we all know Jesus loves kiddie fiddlers( Michael Jackson ). LULZ
and the holy spirit listens to Pantera
@Magnus Lurve for Ravi Shankar, and go ahead and throw in Anoushka.
Jesus was a pretty hip, forward thinking guy. I bet he’d be listening to some undiscovered indie music.
Wouldn’t it be nice if Jesus would listen to self help tapes on his Ipod :)
EARTH WIND & FIRE. if not then minus lots of points for him.
The Village People!
Seriously, who doesn’t have them on their iPods?
@RD Well you’re not straight until you have them on your ipod!
@Tink that’s okay, you’re still too young :)
@sandystrachan – 1st Jesus per the bible loves ALL humanity & spent much of his time with the scourge of the earth; 2nd no ‘kiddie fiddling’ case has been proven against MJ; 3rd the songs apply regardless – if the words to songs/poems etc no longer applied after they were said by someone committing attrocities then most religions could be omitted along with congress & most governments LOL
Actually, according to this song, it would certainly be anything except banjo music.
I’m glad you’re out of the closet, bro!
I wonder how many gigs Jesus’s iPod had anyways…
If Jesus is hangin’ around here with an iPod, then it’s definitely:
“The End of the World as We Know it.”
And I think he would make room for:
“Losing My Religion”
(after all, his strongest words of criticism were reserved for the most religious figures of his day-the Pharisees and Saducces for their religious hypocrisy. He Himself was spiritual rather than merely religious, so he certainly wouldn’t mind losing the fakeness of religion.
He may also be the only one to understand fully the mumblings of R.E.M. :D
There’s only one way of life and that’s your own One Way
Also I’d assume he would have “Seasons of Love” from the musical RENT on there.
I was just listening to The Gossip – Heavy Cross and I had to come back here :)
This song by Jane’s Addiction.
I’m pretty sure he wouldn’t have the song “Heaven’s On Fire” by KISS on his iPod.
As far as a sure thing goes, he’d certainly have the song “What a Wonderful World” by Louis Armstrong because it is such a beautiful tune.
Perhaps a little Nazareth.
Lenny Kravitz’s “Are You Going My Way?”
I just remembered, ”Stairway To Heaven” – Led Zeppelin
Hello? The Doobie Brothers!
I think he’d like The Beatles, sure, the Lennon and Harrison songs for sure. I think he’d be a bit of a folkie. Some Joni Mitchell, some Joan Baez, Bob Dylan -type stuff, like Masters of War.
Most likely hymns. And probably Baby’s Got Back by Sir Mixalot, I hear the J-man’s down with the badonkadonk.
and does anyone but me find it incredibly interesting that the only thing spell check comes up with when you click to correct badondakdonk is “belladonna”?
“Cat’s in the Cradle”
“What if Jesus Came Back Like That”
“American Pie”
and maybe a little klezmer, just for fun.
He doesn’t tell anyone, but along with the Neil Young, he’s also got Who Needs Love Like That? by Erasure, too It’s his “guilty pleasure” song.
I heard that Jesus prefers the Zune.
He must be crazy.
People still use the Zune?
Definitely a good bit of Sufjan Stevens.
Dude, I fucking LOVE my Zune. Y’all bitches can suck it. 120 gigs, huge bright screen, great file system, and I don’t have to be like everyone else…oooh, iPod, how fucking original.
Jesus told me to write that.
Audio books mostly. “On Regimen in Acute Diseases” by Hippocrates or “The Best Physician is also a Philosopher” by Galen. Jesus was a psychotherapist.
The Beatles, some other calm stuff, and Led Zeppelin for when he feels like rocking out to awesomeness.
Why would Jesus need an ipod? Couldn’t Jesus just magically make the music play around him? I mean he is Jesus
Yeah, but he’s not a show-off.
@benjaminlevi – Jesus didn’t use any magic. Some people who met him or wrote stories about him later thought he did.
@mattbrowne The whole coming back from the dead thing wasn’t magic?
Captured By Grace By Steele Crosswhite I’m sure that since I really love well, anything that Steele writes, Jesus will to. Sorry that it’s not the best vid. I couldn’t find the one from church
@brinibear
Well he can play guitar OK but he seems quite disturbed.
@SeventhSense this guy is really an awesome person. I use to go to his church. He really helped me out when I started on my own. He cosigned for me to get my apartment. I have never met somebody who would go out of their way to help like that.
I am always leery of strangers with gifts. Especially those with a “higher” agenda.
@benjaminlevi – No, either those patients weren’t dead or propagation by oral traditions was inaccurate. And resurrection should not be understood in a literal biological sense.
My father-in-law passed away 3 years ago and my mother-in-law has repeatedly told me that on some days when she enters a particular room in her house she could for a moment see her husband sitting there. Neural networks are very powerful. If you learn a new melody and play it on a piano with your right hand almost the same neurons are active compared to when being asked to imagine playing the melody on the piano and listening to it.
tough question, maybe the doors. or maybe he’d go as raw as dystopia
Charlotte Church, Amy Grant and Eyehategod (he has daddy issues).
@dalepetrie I would have Daddy issues too if my Dad had sent me somewhere knowing I would end up getting crucified there.
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