Why do kids bring apples to the teachers?

why do kids bring apples to teachers.

So they can eat them

Because steak is too expensive.

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why do kids bring apples to the teachers

teachers apples

Edit: I think the better question is why do we still think kids take apples to their teachers? I haven’t seen that happen once in my whole life.

I don’t know why, but this question really makes me laugh.

@nxknxk Maybe the teacher is TEACHING apples.

@jackm me too

1. Elephants normally don’t fit.
2. The kids don’t want any doctors strolling into the classroom
3. Maybe some other reason

They’re probably poisoned.

Maybe they like their teachers?

Remember: One apple a day keeps the doctor away.

They don’t.

I think the REAL question is… Why do apples bring teachers to their kids? DUN DUN DUNNNNNNNN

@bvdshec17 Yes! and everyone knows, a teacher’s worst enemy is the doctor!

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It’s odd that they do so as they are usually just about the right height to kiss teacher’s ass.

I used to bring apples to my favorite math teacher because I thought it was cute and cheesy, and they had some in the vending machines on campus. He seemed to think it was funny too. I tried this with my next math teacher and he did not like it so much. He treated me like an asshole and I ended up dropping his stupid class because he never answered any of my questions about his lessons satisfactorily.