What is the most recent extremely stupid thing you did while distracted on Fluther?

For example, I just started a fire on my stove by boiling a pot of water to add some humidity to the air with some festive spices added to it (might as well make it pot pouri). I forgot about it, all the water boiled out, the cinnamon and cloves caught on fire, and now my house stinks and I have to air it out, letting the dry air outside invade my house. The goal of humid air that smells nice is now really smelly air that is dry.